I don't own Twilight and you know it, not my usual story I might add but I thought I would bring out my violent side.

Idea came from a random conversation (you know who you are :p) so thank you! Redbull and steak for you!

and thanks to another friend who was my beta! Whoop you guys so rock :-D

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Its was the weekend when Bella woke up with a start. At first she had not idea what could have awoken her. Slowly she started to move, till finally she got out of bed. She cleared her eyes of sleep before heading towards her window, opening the curtains she saw that the sky was a very dark grey. Smiling to herself she remembered what Alice had told her the day before.

Yesterday:

Alice was staring blankly at the wall, very cautiously, Bella shook her shoulder. " You alright Alice?"

Alice focused her eyes on Bella and suddenly smiled. "There is gonna be a thunderstorm, it's time to put your plan into action"

Back to Bella:

As she ran to the wardrobe she could not get the grin off her face, she knew what she was going to do today was wrong, but hell she was going to enjoy it, even if it killed her. Getting some warm clothes she thought of what she the plan was. Alice played a major role in it and Bella knew she could trust her. But this was going to be difficult.

At the field:

"Everyone ready to play ball!" Jasper called, even the amusement was thick in his voice.

Edward stepped up and grabbed Jacobs arm. Killing him was the greatest pleasure he ever had. He very much doubted that his wedding night would be this good. They had planned this for many months. It was just a matter of waiting for a storm. Jacob had pushed Bella and Edward too much. He should have never tired to take his Bella away and he NEVER should have kissed her. As soon as Alice saw the storm he decided to head to the reservation the next day.

Earlier that day:

"Jacob come quick it's Bella she's been hurt!" Edwards said in his best hysterical voice, worked every time even on the stupid mutt. Jacob of course followed him. As soon as they got to the Cullen's house the Cullen buys (not including Carlisle) ripped him apart they could feel his bones ripping from the sockets and his muscles snapping as the strain got too much for them. But Edwards greatest pleasure was ripping his head off, the blood shot out of his neck like a fountain, his eyes bulged out of the sockets. Edward could not help himself. He stuck his nails straight though them. If it was not for the fact that he was not human and stunk to them, then they might have tried to drink his blood. They then packed his dismembered body parts into the back of the car, they would be needed later.

Back to the field:

Holding Jacobs arm he waited for when Alice would throw the ball, which was Jacobs head. As the ball sailed towards Edwards, he got the arm at the ready. As he hit the head blood shot out of both the head and arm, even an eye went flying. The blood went all over Esme, while the eye hit Bella in the forehead. For a moment Bella look grossed out. But after a while she decided to put her foot down slowly and press on the eye. She felt a popping sensation at the base of her foot, then eye juice went flying all over the ground. Finally the game was over, the storm had passed. But they still had one more trick up their sleeve. Getting a knife they cut off his balls and penis. They then put them in a blender. Making sure that it was all liquid, they poured it into a empty bottle and labelled it.

To the Voltaire may you have a happy life.

Never mess with the Cullen's or Bella.

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Yeah I know weird ay? I just wanna say I don't hate Jacob lol just not keen on him, sorry for all those who like him. Just a little fun right?