Ash was idly rolling through the flatulent depths of Petalburg Forest and consuming trees with inappropriate leaf structure and those he didn't like when Mewtwo in a lingerie arrived and poked his eye with a rusted pendulum because his right leg was too fat. Enraged and pissed at this schizoid feline's mindless bollockery, Ash ate his own cap, roared and became Robotchum! But he still hates ketchup, bear with the guy.
Snarling like an orgasming Wailmer, Robotchum bitchslapped Mewtwo, bit on his tail, twisted it into a pig-like one and laughed. Mewtwo punched him a brick into Robotchum's solar plexus then bit his ear off, chewed it up, swallowed then burped in Robotchum's face, making him even stronger. Robotchum punched Mewtwo's face into chicken hell, where it was half-digested and chewed by tornado skeleton vaginas in thongs who queef blood quasars who in turn wage was to shit wizards because sun is a wrench and all dogs owe taxes to razors.
Mewtwo screamed in pain-blood as his face hurt like fuck. He encased his fist in a halo of demonic fuckfury which he blast-smashed into Robotchum's befuddled expression, and it exploded inwards making time and space swap places! Shrieking like a dick-stung teenage emo-kid, Robotchum vomited sticky phlegm out of his tear-ducts in compressed streams, completely immobilizing this pseudo-mutant shitfucker. He then slowly approached his paralyzed nemesis, who had deep anger in his frowning eyes.
Robotchum knelt before Mewtwo and trailed his hand slowly from his deformed head, to his bizarre cat neck, then slowly to his nipple-decorated muscular chest. He punched his bony jaw into Mewtwo's ribcage, teething on his throbbing heart with robotic ardour, then mercilessly tore it out with a meaty rip sound and ate it, chomping cynically in front of the dying clone's vision, then gulped the vital organ down, finishing his torture with gusto. Robotchum got up.
"Makhmud." Robotchum droned in his wrist, then slew a dove with a fork. "Beder meder shlahma badahma fuck." He ate up the dove's beak, returned to Granite Cave and fucked a boat.
The beak tasted like soddy crap, kids and adults.