CCC's Biggest Adventure?
CCC? What's that? Well, it's a chat room, and it's got quite an odd assortment of people, all friends. They've had great adventures in their time… They've been to Hogwarts, Over the Rainbow, and almost any place you could imagine… Well, every where except Middle-Earth, that is. Sha had been one of the very few whom ever read the Tolkien works before the Lord of the Rings movie came out. Well, the movie came out, and Sha saw her friends, one by one, reading the book. They soon realized the book is greater than the movie, and that is the reason this fic is based (MOSTLY) off the wonderful book, and not the almost-wonderful movie. Anyway, on with the fic. This is from the strange mind of me, Sha, and any changing of Tolkien's characters is either for amusement or an accident. I take no claim to Tolkien's works; he's the nifty dude who thought all this stuff up. I'm just saying what would happen if the insane asylum escapees of CCC some how landed in Middle Earth. I take no claim to my friend's personalities.. That would just be weird. Oh, you have to excuse me if I give myself more lines. It's hard not to give yourself lines.
It starts on a dark and windy night somewhere in cyber space. Wait, it's not windy in cyberspace. Well, it starts on a night in cyber space. The CCCers are having their normal random conversations, when the subject of Tolkien came up.
"Wouldn't it be awesome if we could meet the Middle Earth peoples?" Giada sighed.
"Legolas…" Mandy nodded in agreement.
"Aragorn… Hmm… You know, it would be pretty cool. I'd love to meet Shelob. She might inspire me, or something. You never know!" Sha grinned evilly.
"GOLLUM DOESN'T WORSHIP SHELOB! Tolkien lies." Kelsie blurted out, eyes like daggers, directed at Sha.
"Whoa, cool it! I wasn't going to bring that up. But Tolkien doesn't lie. Gollum worshiped Shelob, and you know it."
Kelsie just continued glaring at Sha.
"And while you two duke it out, I'll get to talk to Aragorn." Constance grinned.
"Oh, no you don't! Not before I do!" Sha jumped up and tackled Constance. This was a common occurrence in CCC. Well, people getting tackled. Not Sha tackling Constance.
The room sat in silence for a few moments, until Dawni entered.
"Hey guys! What's up?"
"Eh, we're just discussing Middle Earth." At Giada's words, CCC shook with unbelievable force. The six found themselves in a rather green place, with lots of hills.
"Um. Where are we?" Misty pondered.
"I'm a paranoid android if I knew…" Giada whispered.
"FOURTY-TWO!" Shrieked Kelsie.
Sha chuckled and shook her head. Something, it appeared, had triggered them to go somewhere. But they had no clue what kind of something, and why it had sent them wherever it had sent them. The group sat down, rather like a group of extras in some bad movie, all at one time.
Just as they had sat down, a cart with a hobbit and some dude with a weird hat in it went by.
"Does that look familiar to you?" Constance queried, poking Kelsie in the ribs.
"Yes."
"Looks familiar to me, too" Mandy added, her eyes following the cart.
"I agree."
"Very familiar."
"Not to me." Dawni shrugged. Americans always saw movies before she did, anyway, so it really didn't surprise her.
Sha grinned evilly and stood up. She took a quick leap, and before others knew what was going on, Sha was seated on the back of the cart. The others followed her lead, and the group was carted off to Hobbiton in style. Well, not really.
"Umm. So, do we know where we're at yet?" Dawni blinked as the others looked at her in amazement. "It's only 57 days until my wedding, I'd like to be back home in time."
"Are you kidding?" Giada sputtered.
"The journey of the Ring took ages! I used to have the time calculated, but I've forgotten, and I don't have my books with me… OH no! Now I'm not going to be able to read The Silmarillion tonight!" Sha fidgeted.
Constance rolled her eyes and there was still a blank expression on Dawni's face.
"We're in Middle-Earth, Dawni." Mandy said with some sympathy. "You know, where The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings trilogy take place."
"Oh!" Dawni nodded. "The Hobbit… I've read that. I would have seen the Lord of the Rings movie, but the preview scared me."
"It scared me, too." Sha nodded solemnly.
By now, as you can imagine, the not so acute ears of Gandalf and Frodo had picked up the girls jabbering. Gandalf pulled the cart to a stop, and turned around.
"Well, what do we have here, sitting amongst my fireworks?" Gandalf asked, more to himself than anyone else.
"Well, they definitely look odd." Frodo nodded.
"FRODO! AHHHH!" Kelsie and Sha screamed together, with quite a note of horror.
Giada got a rather dreamy look on her face, but not as dreamy as the look that would appear on it later, but then again, that's later.
Med, whom had suddenly appeared besides the others, took this chance to speak.
"Er, well, we're… people. Female men?" She blinked, wondering if that sounded right. "We come from another world and time. We just somehow appeared here. We know all about you, though! You're Frodo, and you're…" Sha's hand flew up and covered Med's mouth.
"They're suspicious of people that know too much, remember?" Sha whispered to Med.
Gandalf grinned and shook his head, having, of course, heard Sha's comment.
"We're from the future. We've heard all about you, and if we said anything else, you'd know too much about your own future and it would throw the whole space-time continuum off, and there would be a whole alternate future, and then we'd have to come back again and set everything right and try to go back to the real future…" Giada continued rambling on about the space-time continuum, announcing with great pride that she knew time travel was possible, and they had now proved it.
Frodo broke in, rather timidly, "Well, we better hurry, Bilbo will be worried… He's so excited about his party."
"I wouldn't blame him…" Sha sighed, a dreamy look encompassing her eyes as she thought to the great adventure of the Fellowship…
WAH! To be continued! I know it's short, but it will (hopefully) go through the whole journey of the fellowship, so if you've never read the books, and don't want to have it all spoiled for you, don't read any more… And the whole space time continuum and alternate year thing is from Back the Future. The fourty-two and paranoid android is from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I recommend reading the HHGG series. Anyway, review, and I'll write more. Kelsie has got to at least meet Gollum, and I've at least got to meet Aragorn, and Mandy's at least got to meet Legolas, and Dawni's at least got to find out what the whole Fellowship thing is about! Well, take care =D
P.S. Gollum worshipped Shelob. So ha.
CCC? What's that? Well, it's a chat room, and it's got quite an odd assortment of people, all friends. They've had great adventures in their time… They've been to Hogwarts, Over the Rainbow, and almost any place you could imagine… Well, every where except Middle-Earth, that is. Sha had been one of the very few whom ever read the Tolkien works before the Lord of the Rings movie came out. Well, the movie came out, and Sha saw her friends, one by one, reading the book. They soon realized the book is greater than the movie, and that is the reason this fic is based (MOSTLY) off the wonderful book, and not the almost-wonderful movie. Anyway, on with the fic. This is from the strange mind of me, Sha, and any changing of Tolkien's characters is either for amusement or an accident. I take no claim to Tolkien's works; he's the nifty dude who thought all this stuff up. I'm just saying what would happen if the insane asylum escapees of CCC some how landed in Middle Earth. I take no claim to my friend's personalities.. That would just be weird. Oh, you have to excuse me if I give myself more lines. It's hard not to give yourself lines.
It starts on a dark and windy night somewhere in cyber space. Wait, it's not windy in cyberspace. Well, it starts on a night in cyber space. The CCCers are having their normal random conversations, when the subject of Tolkien came up.
"Wouldn't it be awesome if we could meet the Middle Earth peoples?" Giada sighed.
"Legolas…" Mandy nodded in agreement.
"Aragorn… Hmm… You know, it would be pretty cool. I'd love to meet Shelob. She might inspire me, or something. You never know!" Sha grinned evilly.
"GOLLUM DOESN'T WORSHIP SHELOB! Tolkien lies." Kelsie blurted out, eyes like daggers, directed at Sha.
"Whoa, cool it! I wasn't going to bring that up. But Tolkien doesn't lie. Gollum worshiped Shelob, and you know it."
Kelsie just continued glaring at Sha.
"And while you two duke it out, I'll get to talk to Aragorn." Constance grinned.
"Oh, no you don't! Not before I do!" Sha jumped up and tackled Constance. This was a common occurrence in CCC. Well, people getting tackled. Not Sha tackling Constance.
The room sat in silence for a few moments, until Dawni entered.
"Hey guys! What's up?"
"Eh, we're just discussing Middle Earth." At Giada's words, CCC shook with unbelievable force. The six found themselves in a rather green place, with lots of hills.
"Um. Where are we?" Misty pondered.
"I'm a paranoid android if I knew…" Giada whispered.
"FOURTY-TWO!" Shrieked Kelsie.
Sha chuckled and shook her head. Something, it appeared, had triggered them to go somewhere. But they had no clue what kind of something, and why it had sent them wherever it had sent them. The group sat down, rather like a group of extras in some bad movie, all at one time.
Just as they had sat down, a cart with a hobbit and some dude with a weird hat in it went by.
"Does that look familiar to you?" Constance queried, poking Kelsie in the ribs.
"Yes."
"Looks familiar to me, too" Mandy added, her eyes following the cart.
"I agree."
"Very familiar."
"Not to me." Dawni shrugged. Americans always saw movies before she did, anyway, so it really didn't surprise her.
Sha grinned evilly and stood up. She took a quick leap, and before others knew what was going on, Sha was seated on the back of the cart. The others followed her lead, and the group was carted off to Hobbiton in style. Well, not really.
"Umm. So, do we know where we're at yet?" Dawni blinked as the others looked at her in amazement. "It's only 57 days until my wedding, I'd like to be back home in time."
"Are you kidding?" Giada sputtered.
"The journey of the Ring took ages! I used to have the time calculated, but I've forgotten, and I don't have my books with me… OH no! Now I'm not going to be able to read The Silmarillion tonight!" Sha fidgeted.
Constance rolled her eyes and there was still a blank expression on Dawni's face.
"We're in Middle-Earth, Dawni." Mandy said with some sympathy. "You know, where The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings trilogy take place."
"Oh!" Dawni nodded. "The Hobbit… I've read that. I would have seen the Lord of the Rings movie, but the preview scared me."
"It scared me, too." Sha nodded solemnly.
By now, as you can imagine, the not so acute ears of Gandalf and Frodo had picked up the girls jabbering. Gandalf pulled the cart to a stop, and turned around.
"Well, what do we have here, sitting amongst my fireworks?" Gandalf asked, more to himself than anyone else.
"Well, they definitely look odd." Frodo nodded.
"FRODO! AHHHH!" Kelsie and Sha screamed together, with quite a note of horror.
Giada got a rather dreamy look on her face, but not as dreamy as the look that would appear on it later, but then again, that's later.
Med, whom had suddenly appeared besides the others, took this chance to speak.
"Er, well, we're… people. Female men?" She blinked, wondering if that sounded right. "We come from another world and time. We just somehow appeared here. We know all about you, though! You're Frodo, and you're…" Sha's hand flew up and covered Med's mouth.
"They're suspicious of people that know too much, remember?" Sha whispered to Med.
Gandalf grinned and shook his head, having, of course, heard Sha's comment.
"We're from the future. We've heard all about you, and if we said anything else, you'd know too much about your own future and it would throw the whole space-time continuum off, and there would be a whole alternate future, and then we'd have to come back again and set everything right and try to go back to the real future…" Giada continued rambling on about the space-time continuum, announcing with great pride that she knew time travel was possible, and they had now proved it.
Frodo broke in, rather timidly, "Well, we better hurry, Bilbo will be worried… He's so excited about his party."
"I wouldn't blame him…" Sha sighed, a dreamy look encompassing her eyes as she thought to the great adventure of the Fellowship…
WAH! To be continued! I know it's short, but it will (hopefully) go through the whole journey of the fellowship, so if you've never read the books, and don't want to have it all spoiled for you, don't read any more… And the whole space time continuum and alternate year thing is from Back the Future. The fourty-two and paranoid android is from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I recommend reading the HHGG series. Anyway, review, and I'll write more. Kelsie has got to at least meet Gollum, and I've at least got to meet Aragorn, and Mandy's at least got to meet Legolas, and Dawni's at least got to find out what the whole Fellowship thing is about! Well, take care =D
P.S. Gollum worshipped Shelob. So ha.