Well, here's another pokemon fanfic, man I need a life,
The only pokemon I own is the one I kidnapped muh-ha-ha-ha!
Misty: so remind me again why we're doing this?
Ash: fifty bucks misty, fifty bucks
I had dared Ash, Misty, Jessie, James, Meowth and Pikachu to a contest to see who could stay awake all night or until everyone else fell asleep, winner gets fifty bucks!
James: found them!
Jessie and James walked back in with a HUGE pile of board games
James: so what should we play first?
Ash: can we play truth or dare?
WHACK
WHACK
Misty and Jessie both brought out their mallets and whacked ash upside the head
Misty: only YOU would want to play such a girly game!
Jessie: yeah, let's play a REAL game
Pikachu: pi pika Pikapi-pikachu!
Meowth: pikachu says we could make dis interestin…
James: how?
Pikachu: pika, pikachu-pi pi, pikapika…
PIKAPI!
Meowth: a drinkin contest?! Are you nuts?
Jessie: say, I like the way this rat thinks, I'm in
Misty: count me in
James: I guess I'll do it
Meowth: I guess I'm in
Ash: let's do it!
WHACK
Ash: misty, what was that for?
Misty: what, I didn't do it!
Ash: Jessie?
Jessie: don't look at me!
James: not me!
Meowth: nu-uh
Pikachu: …
Ash: pikachu?
James: I wouldn't worry too much about it twerp
Ash: why's that?
James pointed back to a table that pikachu had been sitting at which was covered in empty bottles
James: it looks like pikachu beat us to the drinking contest
RING-RING
RING-RING
Meowth: what's dat?
Ash: oh, this randomly placed phone is ringing, I'll get it
Misty: put it on speaker
Ash: okay,
BEEP
No, I'm on the phone, don't touch that!
Ash: …uh, hello?
Huh, oh it's on! Uh, ash?
Ash: professor oak?
Oak: ash! I have something for you that I think might come in handy,
Ash: well, how are we gonna get it?
Oak: well, you could just turn around and take it from me,
Ash: huh?
Ash turned around to find that professor oak was standing right behind him
Ash: oak, how did you get here?
Oak: I don't know, this is just a random white background, how did you guys get here?
Ash: haven't you been paying attention to this fanfic at all, it was a dare
Oak: …here you go!
Ash: what's this?
Oak handed ash a small box covered in buttons and switches
Oak: it's a pokemon translator, it'll tell you what pikachu's saying and it'll save Meowth a lot of lines
Look, I'll show you!
Oak flipped a switch on the side of the box and all the buttons started to flash
Oak: so pikachu, how do you feel tonight?
Pikachu: I-I feel like your face! Pfffff!
Oak: …um,
James: he suggested a drinking contest
Oak: then why are all of you normal?
Misty: it hasn't started yet
Oak:… okay, that asks more questions than it answers, well see ya guys!
And with that, oak randomly disappeared out of this random, backgroundless scene
Meowth: okay guys, I got de glasses, we're all set!
Meowth had set up the table so that there were six chairs and a glass for each chair
They all sat down and took a drink at the same time
This can't end well, glad I got all the boring beginning stuff outta the way, now the REAL random crazy stuff can start to happen!!!