A/N: Hey guys, I'm writing a new story! "PL0X0RZ R3V31WZ!" (I'm bad at 1337speak.) Also, this is my first time, writing battle. I'll try to keep it realistic.
Kevin smiled as he felt the energy rush. "Finally… level 10!" he shouted in triumph. As he sprinted to Southperry, he met two mushrooms, ready to attack innocent bystanders. The two saw him. The first was easily killed by a snail shell to the cap. "Ugh, no cap…"he said, for it was all bruised and was therefore useless. He was reaching for another snail shell, however, when the next mushroom charged. Pivoting off his right foot, he spun to the side. Whipping out a snail shell, he chucked it at the snail as hard as he could. He turned around smiling faintly as he left for Southperry.
…Only to get his back smashed and knocked over as the mushroom barreled into him. His shell had missed. Lightly swearing, he grabbed the mushroom with his bare hands and put his hands right under its cap. He assumed that would be a vital point and tried to strangle what he only assumed to be the mushroom's "throat". Only to have it implode in his hands. Blinking in shock from what had just happened, Kevin turned around, only to see another beginner hurrying toward him.
"Dude, what was that? You just, like made it explode!" said the beginner excitedly. "I don't know." mumbled Kevin, slightly embarrassed at the attention. "Well anyways, my name's Brian. Nice to meet you!" the beginner stuck out his hand, smiling. Kevin shook his hand and introduced himself as well. "I'm Kevin, from Amherst, and I'm going to be a warrior." Brian laughed and said, "Well, that's obvious. You crushed that 'shroom back there!"
"What're you going to be?" asked Kevin. "Bowman. My parents were, so I sort of need to carry their legacy." replied Brian. "What level? I'm 10, and heading to Southperry to get to Victoria." Kevin declared loudly. "I'm 9, but a few more 'shrooms and I'll be ten." said Brian. "I'll help you get there, and then we'll go." The two people trained back there for a while. Kevin took out his starblade and hacked at the mushrooms while Brian machine-gunned shells at them. After about twenty minutes, Brian leveled up and cheered. "Alright! Let's go!"
The two friends walked down the road and got to the ship, which was ready to go to Victoria. They sat on the ship for a while, discussing what they would do. "Alright, once we get our blessings, do you want to meet at the crossroads?" asked Kevin. Brian agreed. As they got off the ship, a muscled man, clad in a Viking helmet, small vest, and shorts walked up to them. "Hey! Call me Olaf! I'll help you decide your job!" Kevin said, "Sorry, but we know what we want to be already." As they walked away, Brian chuckled and said to Kevin, "Man, he sure looks like a homo on steroids." Kevin laughed. "Very true!" he said through sniggers. Brian and Kevin parted ways at the crossroads, saying they would meet in about an hour after getting their blessing.
Kevin walked into the warrior sanctuary, panting from the intense heat of Perion. Dances with Balrog raised an eyebrow at the newcomer. "Little one, I assume you have come for your advancement blessing?" Unsure how to show his respect, Kevin bowed and shyly nodded yes. The warrior chief's laughter echoed through the halls of the sanctuary. "You don't need to be so shy! Well, here's your blessing." Dances sat up and said something unintelligible. An arcane glyph emerged, shining brightly. It enveloped Kevin with an exhilarating rush of energy. Kevin suddenly felt stronger tenfold. However, that wasn't the end of it. The light particles left over from the spell usually dissipated, but they remained. Coalescing around Kevin, they formed a huge spear and set of armor around him. When the light faded, he was clad in a Reverse Taragon and Alchupiz. Dances drew in his breath sharply. "How are you standing straight like that?" he asked nervously. "What was!-Umm, I'm not… the armor is too big for me." Dances took the armor off him and put it away. "What about the spear?" questioned Dances. "Oh, I think it's alright." "I see, even for the 'One', he still has remarkable strength for his level." Kevin walked out, slightly confused, slightly awed.
Likewise, Brian walked into Athena Pierce's treehouse. "Hey~! I'm Brian." Brian declared cheerfully as he strolled in. "What the heck?" Athena thought as he walked up to him. "You're here for the blessing, right?" Brian nodded. "Yup!" "Very well." Athena spoke the incantation and an arcane glyph surrounded Brian. The blue light collected at his hand and became painfully bright, brighter than it should have been. Athena shielded her eyes, much as one does when they see lightning. When the light faded, Brian's hand somehow ended up holding a Dragon Shine Bow and his body ended up being clothed in a Timeless Evernew.
Athena's eyed widened in surprise and said, "What… just happened?" Brian shrugged and said, "I have no idea, but this gear looks AWESOME!" Athena mentally facepalmed and thought, "All the heroes the dragon shiner bow and the evernew could go to, and it goes to this retarded, idiotic kid?"
A/N: So, how was it? Please tell me in the reviews. (But please no flames, ConCrits only or when I reply I will flame you back ;P) Anyway, as a sidenote, the gear is level 120 equips from the game and they are actually a plot device. Until then, you'll have to wait till I update for the things. Also, who should I introduce next? I'm thinking of a mage or thief, but what do you think? I'm thinking of a thief as a mentor figure.