Fanfiction dot net forward: So back in the Spring of 2011 I sent my cousin this transcription of a lost iCarly movie that was only shown on the Tonight show. In fact it was followed by 2 sequels in 2012 and 2013 which I'll post eventually. Admittedly my transcription prowess got better as the series continued. My personal favourite would be the 2nd of these transcriptions (Which I'll upload after this one.). But as for now, everything following here will be unaltered from the original emails, so you may find typos and messages aimed toward my cousin, but that's all fine. Good luck."

iCarly the epic adventure of preliminary grape pie, and the missin' chickens (Part 1)

Here since I heard you liked icarly, I'm forwarding this story I saw on the tonight show. I didnt make this or write it myself.

Hi i'm icarly.
So the other day I was visiting my uncle gary (whos a koala) out on his farm.
But once I got there it turned out that :o

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Someone stole all his chickens (note from ben: This sounds like a lot of clichedness because chickens always get stolen like grape pie.)
Well later it turns out that Gary actually doesn't own the farm. he just takes care of the chickens. The farm is owned by...his employer.
Anyways Gary said he thought that the chickens were stolen by Slim. Garys archnemises. Gary said he thought that Slim stole them so he can get the rare magical golden egg of preliminary-ness. which one of the chickens always hatches around this time of year. without it easter would be ruined...because gary likes to have the golden egg...because its his chickens that hatch it...
Anyways me and my best friend...uh sam. Offered to help him because we're the best.
So we went over to the nearby mall where we found slim standing next to it with a tall cart full of crates.
...Which we could hear clucking coming from.
So we walk up to him and He greets us.
And we confront him and says. Hey slim, Garys chickens got stolen do you know anything about it.
And he says No ive not seen any chickens around here
And then we says, we can see feathers coming from your cart
And then he says. yes well i found these chickens wandering around, they looked lost and starving so i took them in, see.
So we says ok whatever.
I then turn to sam and say we should go back to gary and tell him about this.
So we head back to the farm and we says to Gary." Yup Slim has the chickens in this huge cart near the nearby mall"
So gary replies, Well its all ok because Slim, he doesn't know, that the chickens, the'll only lay the gold egg if the're sitting on the golden magical egg nest of enchantmant. Gary says

in the meantime see if you could...coax slim to give you some of the chickens back.
So I says ok
Then gary thanks us for our help and gives us this homemade hat with little plastic eggs on the top.
I said thanks then puts it on my head Then Sam runs up (bevause she actualy stayed behind for a bit when i left to talk to Slim some more) and says she got Slim to fess up that he really is after the preliminary golden egg. And that he gave her a special little gray chicken figurine.
"How quaint" I said
Well then see, I couldnt wait to show my new hat to my video show fans so we took a break.