Lil Bit (me): Hey whats up my peps my homies my enchilatas. Welcome to my show.
(Everyone claps.)
Lil Bit: Thank you thank you. Ok who do I get to tor.. I mean emba... Ummm.. Talk to first?
Nobody says anything.
Lil Bit: No one?? Ok InuYasha I guess you are first.
InuYasha: WHAT?? Why me why not Shesshomaru??
Lil Bit: Ok Shessy do u mind that I call u that.. Of course u do. Shessy since Inu was sooo nice to bring you up here u both have to do a dare picked out by our audiance.
Audiance clap.
Inu and Shessy: WHAT NO (beep)ing (beep) (BEEP)ing.
Lil Bit: Some one get them some soap!
Securaty comes with soap and wash their mouths with it.
Lil Bit: Okay lets see its seems the audiance wants u two to go to the 7 wonderful freakin minutes in Heaven.
Inu and Shessy's eyes bulge out.
Inu: No flippin way..
Lil Bit: Yes flippin way.
Naraku: Can I join them?
Everyone backs away slowly...
Lil Bit: Nooo...
Naraku: Fine. (Stares lovingly at them.)
Lil Bit: Ok... Inu, Shessy into the closet with u.
Shess: Haha you don't even have a closet.
Lil Bit: I guess you're right... Into the bathroom!
Securaty grabs them and stuffs them into the bathroom and puts boards all over it.
5 minutes later...
Lil Bit: My god they have'nt even broken down they door yet!!
Audiance person 1: Are they dead?
Audiance person 2: What are they doing in their??
Lil Bit: Now Now no need to panic I mean maybe they fell asleep yah maybe thats it..
Kagome: I wouldn't be too sure..
Kikyou: Great I may be talking a gay guy into Hell.
Everyone glares at her.
7 minutes later..
Still staring..
Lil Bit: Oh my god it's been 15 minutes I am going in...
Lil Bit walks to the bathroom the water is running.. Lil Bit is scared they take off all the boards..
I turn the handle and I see...
InuYasha and Shesshomau...BRUSHING THEIR TEETH!!
Lil Bit: What r u guys doing!!
Shessy: Brushing my teeth.
Inu: Mine r sooo shiny.
Inu and Shessy flash a smile that blinds Lil Bit.
Lil Bit: Why??
Inu and Shessy: So we can still kick foes butts while still looking good..
Lil Bit:...Lil Bit closes the door again and goes sits on a couch.
Lil Bit: I thought they we're doing something. I feel like such a failure...
Kagome: That's okay. We are all failures.
Lil Bit glares at Kagome.
InuYasha and Shesshomaru walk out and Kagome & Lil Bit follow.
They get back on stage to hear...
Audience: Happy Happy Gay Day We all know you're Gay happy happy Gay Day we are happy with you're WAY!!
Audience: Claps
Lil Bit: Ok now I need more dares...
Audience raises hands
Lil Bit: Ok you
Audiance person: Ok I dare Kagome to make-out with Miroku.
People gasp
Kagome: Do I have to?
Lil Bit: Well if you don't you have to sleep with him.
Kagome: Fine fine.
Miroku: YESSS!!!!! ITS A DREAM COME TRUE!!!!!
Miroku and Kagome start making out... and making out... making out...
Lil Bit: Ok someone get them a room!!
Secrutity gets them a room far... away...
Lil Bit: Ok well reveiw and get me some ideas ok??? Thank you PEACE!!