Chapter One: Misadventures
Disclaimer: I have no legal ownership over Glee, Grant Gustin or Chris Colfer. Glee belongs to Ryan Murphy and Fox. Although, I am rather foxy... hmm...
Author's Note: This is what happens when your brain decides that 3-4 am in the morning is the best time to sit up and write Kurtbastian; Although I thoroughly love me my Kurtbastian and wish to contribute, I sorta wish that the urge wouldn't arise while I'm trying to get my beauty sleep. Oh well. :P
Warnings: Infidelity, slash, and references to sexual intercourse.
Pairings: Klaine, Kurtbastian endgame.
A warm arm is lying across his nude waist.
He shouldn't be here. He shouldn't be laying in a random bed, with a dull pain in his back, a sharper pain in his head and some man's arm on waist. No, he should be at home, with his father and Finn watching some tedious football game on their television and Carole resting her head on Burt's shoulder, pretending to care about the sport. He should be at home thinking about his boyfriend instead of being out somewhere in Lima, if he's even in Lima, cheating on him.
There are so many things he should be doing instead of this. Instead of ignoring the arm curled around his waist gently, the bare thigh pressed against his own. But then again, there are a lot of things Kurt shouldn't be doing; he's done them either way.
A few minutes later, after Kurt is done pretending that he's still innocent, that he hasn't cheated on Blaine so often that it's almost amazing that he can still look at his boyfriend's face and not feel guilt, he opens his eyes; green eyes are staring backing him.
Then, he opens his mouth and screams.
Moments later, after his collected his thoughts and has calmed down enough to realize that screaming isn't really helping his situation, in fact the other teen is starting to look like a combination of irritated and amused and his screaming is only making the ache in his head worse, he closes his mouth and takes a deep, if slightly shaky, breath.
"Aw, and here I was thinking you'd be glad to see the guy who you said had, and I quote, 'the best cock ever'." An entertained voice drawls, and Kurt can see the awful smirk on the other boy's face.
"Sebastian, there's a time and a place for everything, but not now." That line has Sebastian quirking an eyebrow, and then he chuckles. And Kurt would be damned if he said that the sound wasn't magnificent; yet, it still managed to make his head throb with a vengeful pain. Honestly, it was almost like his headache was like his punishment for having slept with the green-eyed, meerkat bastard.
"Did you just quote Professor Oak from Pokemon?"
Yup, that headache he was feeling was definitely his punishment for having slept with the snarky CW hairpiece.