Please note:
You may recognize this as a story that I previously published here on Fanfiction.net. At the time of writing, I rated it a NC-17, so when Fanfiction.net quit hosting such stories, it came down. After consideration, and the advice of a few readers, I've decided that this story really only rates an R, so I am re-posting it here. I hope you enjoy!
Also worth noting:
This story was prompted by a piece of crap NC-17 story posted to Fanfiction.net. I read it and thought "I could write a better porn story with my eyes closed." So I did. Well, not really, no one is having sex so I don't consider this porn. I did set the oven timer for 15 minutes, put a blindfold on and manage to bang out half of this first chapter like that. I thought it was a fun idea, and decided to continue after I took the blindfold off. Interestingly enough, the writing went much quicker with the blindfold on.
Disclaimer:
All TMNT characters in this story are property of Mirage Publishing. The lovely ladies are all figments of my imagination. I'm just a fangirl with too much time on her hands.
Boys Night Out
Chapter 1
By Skeletoncrew
"I can't believe we're doing this." Leonardo shook his head and sighed.
"Awww, come off it! Leo. Splinter won't find out about this if we don't tell him." Michaelangelo laid a reassuring hand on his shoulder.
"I know…but…"
"No buts Leo. When else are we going to have the chance to do this?"
Don elbowed him and winked, "Besides…we're just stopping in to see Mike's friend at work.."
"Yeah, by the way, Mike, thanks for making friends with a stripper," Raph smirked.
"My pleasure. Come on!" He led the way into the club.
They passed a couple of bouncers dressed as Dracula and Frankenstein's monster. A perky looking girl dressed as an old west showgirl greeted them. "Happy Halloween! What great costumes, did you make them yourselves?"
"Yeah. We're friends of Raven's, we should be on the list."
"Lets see…Mike, Don, Leo, and Randy?"
"Randy? Yeah, that would describe my brother."
Raphael sputtered, "Why that little—she did that on purpose!"
Donatello elbowed him in the ribs.
"Yeah, aside from a misspelling on the last one, that's us." Mike flashed her a grin.
"I thought so, she told me that her friends would be coming in dressed like some sort of turtles…so lets see, you're a Scottish turtle, you're a biker turtle, you're a …Roman turtle? And you must be a Jedi knight!
Leonardo looked a little surprised, "How did you know I'm a Jedi?"
"Well, I wouldn't have except another guy came in here a little earlier with a robe similar to yours. I thought he was some kind of dog. You know, kinda like the ones playing poker in the painting, but he said he was a Jedi knight. He was a real charmer too. Well, looks like we've got a line going now, you boys have fun and remember to follow the posted rules!"
"Thanks!"
They walk down the hall, through a curtained doorway, and into a room containing a couple of stages, a bar, tables, and many women in various states of undress. All of the women were body painted like various types of animals
"This is so cool. I've never seen so much naked female flesh in my life! Wow. Raven was right about the good Halloween costumes." Mike grinned.
Raph stared at a tabby cat brushed past him, and grabbed Donatello's arm. "Did you see her tits?! They were huge!"
They got some drinks and found a table a little ways away from the main stage and began to watch the show.
Leonardo noticed some curtained doorways off to the side and pointed them out to Michaelangelo. "What are those?"
He looked at them. "Raven said they've got some little rooms where guys can get private dances, for a price. That's probably them.
Raphael looked at them. "Hmmm…I wonder what goes on in there and how much it costs?"
Donatello snorted, "Probably more than is legal and more than you can afford."
"Heh, check it out! That dude's going in!"
Sure enough, a black haired dancer painted like a tiger was holding open the curtain for a robed and hooded man to enter. She pulled the curtains shut after him.
Michaelangelo frowned, "Hey, was that Raven?"
Donatello nodded, "I think so. That was probably the other Jedi the hostess was talking about too."
Leonardo couldn't help grinning, "She said he was a charmer, maybe he'll use a Jedi mind trick to convince her that he's already paid her."
"Think she'll sit on his light saber?" Raphael switched to a breathless falsetto, "Oh Obi Wan! Use the force!"
"Hey! That's not funny! This is Raven you're talking about!"
"Don't take it so hard, Mike, they're just kidding." Donatello laid a hand on his shoulder.
Raphael snorted, "I'll bet she's taking it hard!"
"I DID NOT just hear that."
Leonardo smiled slightly, "Good thing you didn't. Seriously though, what do they do in there that they don't do out here?" He gestures towards a stripper giving a lap dance at the next table and frowned, "I mean, look, she's practically rubbing her breasts in his face!"
Raphael made a jerking gesture with his hand and slurping noises.
Michaelangelo looked about ready to jump over the table so Donatello tightened the grip on his shoulder, "Cool it guys. We don't want to start one of our little brawls and get kicked out of here. At least not until," he lowered his voice and pulled them closer, "we get Leo a lap dance."
They snickered and Michaelangelo whispered back, "I'm on it!" He stood up and left the table, heading in the direction of the bar.
Leonardo watched him leave, "Where's he going?"
Donatello looked for something to distract him with, "Bathroom, I think. Whoa. Check her out!" He pointed towards a leopard spotted woman on stage who had just grabbed set of bars attached to the ceiling and pulled herself up into an upside down splits.
"Wow. I know what I want for Christmas now." Raphael's eyes widened.
They watched in awe as she continued a rather impressively athletic routine.
"You know, if female gymnasts had tits and performed naked, I think I'd start watching the Olympics."
Leonardo gave him a disgusted look, "You're such a pervert Raph!"
Raphael would have replied but he had noticed his brother returning to the table with a woman. She was a petite black woman painted like a snake from head to toe. Her head was even shaved and painted. She was wearing snake eye contacts, a scarf around her hips and a belly dancer's top. She swayed her hips as she walked, making her look yet more snake-like. "Hey guys, this is Gail!"
"Hi boyssss," She smiled showing a pair of sharp looking fangs, and ran her tongue over them.
Raph grinned and waved.
Don tried not to gape, "Nice costume!"
"Thanksss. I like yoursss too. Now who isss Leo?"
"Oh no." Leo tried to stand up, but his brothers grabbed his shoulders and sat him back down.
"Come on Leo. Be a good sport! Put your hands down, grab the chair and don't move them until she's done." Michaelangelo pulled his chair away from the table, and returned to his seat grinning.
"Awwww…a sssshy one. How cute." As a new song started she began dancing in front of him. They other guys watched as she gyrated in front of their gradually less annoyed brother. He looked away when she removed her top, but by the time she untied the scarf he was staring unabashedly.
Michaelangelo kept looking towards the curtained doorway that he knew Raven was behind. She'd been in there with that guy an awful long time. He had developed a bit of a crush on her and now that he was actually here seeing what it is she does for a living, it made him uncomfortable. He glanced back towards Leonardo. The dancer had slid the scarf behind his head and was pulling him close to her breasts. He had the biggest, goofiest grin Michaelangelo had ever seen on his face. He laughed at his no-longer-totally-uptight brother, and seeing movement out of the corner of his eye looked back towards the curtain. Raven was emerging followed by the Jedi. His hood was down now and Michaelangelo squinted to get a better look at the furry costume. The man turned towards him and Michaelangelo found himself making eye contact with none other than Master Splinter.