Disclaimer: My co-authors and I claim no rights to Teen Titans or Mother Goose. If you want a disclaimer in every chapter, you can keep referring back to this one.
Full Summary: The realms of Mother Goose and Teen Titans have collided! Hilarity ensues. Includes Little Miss Starfire, Terra Blew Up a Rock, and Little Bo Raven.
Author's Notes: I have decided that this story was too... unprofessional and sloppy. I've re-done it. There will be less chapters, posted in rapid sucession, each chapter dedicated to a character, a group of characters, villains, or (my personal favorite) "Other". When I come up with a new poem, it will not be included in a new chapter. I'll edit it in where it belongs and PM anyone who requests to know of updates.

Also, the original version HAS BEEN DELETED but all the original poems are here, largely unedited. I was going to leave this story alone... but I kept coming up with wonderful ideas once I'd officially ended it... -sigh- Review if you like it. n-n;

Mother Goose the Teen Titans Way (Version Two)
Starfire's Poems

Little Miss Starfire

Little Miss Starfire sat in her chair
Eating her tofu and Glork.
Along came a green spider
and sat down beside her
and started eating her tofu.

Little Miss Starfire screamed, leapt out of her chair,
And began throwing starbolts at the spider.
It turned into a boy,
A little green boy,
And he yelled at her for being so ignorant.

A Star Came Fiddling

A Star came fiddling out of a barn
With a pair of bagpipes under her arm.
She sang of nothing but fiddle fum fee,
The robot has married the Bumblebee.