A Week Ago In a Small Town Not So Far Away...
Rachel and Danielle were just being normal teenagers playing xbox at Danielle's house."Rachel let's play KOTOR 2" Danielle yelled out to her friend."Sweet"Rachel said coming into Danielle's room and flopping down onto her curved videogame chair. Danielle inserted her prized copy of KOTOR 2 and jumped onto her bed with the wireless xbox controller in her hand. Suddenly as they were about to start playing they had the urge not to continue one of Danielle's saved games but to start a new game. "Rachel I'm hearing the weird voices in my head again!"Danielle said suddenly frightened. "What's he saying THIS time??"she answered back. "He says we should start a new game." "Fine start a new game,"Rachel said.
As Danielle continued to the character creation screen she was faced with a predicament,"I seem to be faced with a predicament"Danielle muttered. "WHAT???"Rachel yelled feeling a migraine coming on. "Thanks Danielle now a I feel a migraine coming on!!!"she added. "You're welcome"Danielle replied genuinely serious.She then continued to create their character Ghia Velvar,Jedi Consular. "Alright let's start the prolouge"Rachel said. "What???!!??"Danielle yelled not believing what she was hearing. "You are such a n00b,"she added with a wicked smile. "Am not" "Am too" "Am not" they argued. QUIET!!!!!!!!!!
"Yes voice in our heads"they chorused. That's better now, as I was saying as they finished the long and completely unneccessary prolouge. Rachel noticed the xbox was about to spontaneously combust. "Hey look the xbox is about to spontaneously combust! sweet!"Rachel yelled. "You are such a Wii person"Danielle said. The xbox exploded and Rachel and Danielle were knocked unconscious by the force of this explosion.
"Awaken" said the ominous voice of an old women who will probaly end up betraying everyone she met.Not that I'm giving anything away.Or am I? The voice awakened Danielle and Rachel from their deep sleep. "Damn, I was having a dream about Brad Pitt!"Danielle whined.
They stood up and noticed that their clothes were gone and replaced with form-fitting bodysuits that would make a burlap sack look good. "AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Rachel yelled "My beautiful knee-high socks!!!!!" "gone!!!" "Aww get over it" Danielle said angrily. "Uhhh" a voice said from behind them. "Ahhh teenagers!!!" the voice's owner, a tall beautiful brunette woman yowled. "Ahhhh an old person!!!" the two teens yelled. "Hey I'm only 27,not much older than you."Ghia Velvar said indignantly. "Whatever"they both replied.
"Where are we?" Rachel asked looking around and noticing that there were about a dozen kolto tanks in a semicircle around the room ,three were empty and the others were occupied by miners who apparently were all related because they looked exactly the same. "You're The Exile aren't you?"Danielle deduced. "Yes, has Atris been putting stuff about me on the holo-net again? She can be so spiteful sometimes"Ghia said. "Well enough about me who are you?"she asked. "I'm Rachel and this is my friend Danielle"Rachel introduced."We better take a look around,and try and find some supplies"Ghia said "Good idea"Danielle said.
Will our three intrepid heroines survive the rigors of Peragus II ? Will Ghia space the two annoying teenagers before she goes nuts? Will I eat that ham sandwich I've been wanting for lunch? Who knows? I guess you'll just have to wait for the next chapter?