A/N. I don't pretend to own HM, or even this idea. This is an idea I conveniently stole from RumbaMamboQuickstepFoxtrotCha who probably got it from someone else.

Their iCarly fic with the same premise is definitely worth a look – so check it out if you get the chance.

If My Girlfriend's Rico Then There's Going to be Trouble.

Summary: Due to one fatal mistake, Jackson ends up with Rico as his perfect compatibility choice... and neither of them know it! What happens when Miley, Lilly and Oliver submit their profiles for annoynmous compatibilities too?

This was too funny. Jackson held the paper above Rico's head… taunting him. Jackson rarely got to do this with anyone else unless he was standing on a stool, which is what made punishing Rico so much more amusing for him, as a surefire way for him to forget that even his baby sister was growing taller than him now.

Rico had grown too…. which made Jackson make even more frequent jibes about his height, because of the reminder that dreaded day would come all too soon where Rico and himself would be at eye level.

"You want the address, you'll have to beg me for it!"

Today's taunting had begun with the hottest new dating site which Jackson swore he would find some hot chicks that would be all over him at. Rico begged to differ.

"So what are you going to do, send in a picture of your armpit hair?"

"As a matter of fact, I think that's a very good idea."

Rico rolled his eyes.

Jackson pouted and let Rico grab the paper, like a lion bored of the mouse he was playing with. "It's not like a little runt like you could ever get a date on this site anyway."

"Oh yeah?" Rico raised his eyebrow. "You want to bet?"

"How much?"

"Your weeks pay?"

"How about you make it my months pay? I win and I get a month off, full pay."

"I win and you get nothing." Rico threw his head back "Mwhahahahahahahahahaha".

"This is going to be such easy money."

"Oh yeah? You think you can get a date off this site before I do? You're on, worker."

Jackson started cleaning the counter. "Not by next week I won't be."

"Hey what's that?" Lilly snatched a piece of paper off the Stewart counter later on.

"Oh, that's just a new dating website Jackson's been talking about." Miley answered nonchalantly as the three of them sat around the counter taking a break from their studies.

Oliver took it from her, "Dating website huh?"

"Why?" Lilly asked, "Smokin' Oken needin' some online help?"

"So what if I do?" he asked defensively.

Lilly grabbed the paper back. "Well too bad."

"Give it too me Lilly."

"Nope. Maybe I'll give it a try."

"Why don't you both give it a try and help me sneak some of this ice-cream into my bedroom" Miley said opening the freezer door.

"I'm not going on a dating website" Lilly and Oliver said together.

"It's the perfect cure for your dating slump." Miley suggested to both of them.

"Fine" heaved Oliver.

"Fine" Lilly replied, eyeing Oliver nastily and then turning to Miley. "But you have to do something about your dating slump too."

"Fine" said Miley coldly, taking the ice-cream out of the freezer.

Yes. The pairings are undecided in this fic - which is why I want you to tell me if you want it to be a...

A. Loliver fic

B. Lackson fic

C. Moliver fic

D. Jiley/Lake fic (Jake can always swing by)

or a E. Rickson fic