The Totally, Weird Tale of Backwards Harry Potter Stories
Remember Potter fans, this is a joke story. So try not to get up on me about no that would never happen, and I am a disgrace. I'm just as much a fan as you :) !
In the end of Harry's 5th year at Hogwarts, Harry decided that he should slow down this life and settle down with someone. But the person he longed for was Malfoy's mother. Harry, with the decision that he made, he decided to join Voldemort and this quest with the death eaters to destroy the ministry.
"Come Harry, the night is late, yet much to do." Voldemort muttered.
"All right, lets get this done" said Harry in reply. Harry and his fellow death eaters cross to the guest entrance, a telephone booth, to the Ministry of Magic. As they enter the marble hall, past the wizard statue. They then saw a glimpse of Dumbledore. The death eaters and Voldemort ran toward him, drawing there wands. Casting a disarming spell at the headmaster in attempt to stop his spell preparations.
"Hahahaha, old man." Voldemort yelled at him.
" How have you been my old friend." Harry's old headmaster calmly said. As the both of Dumbledore and the dark lord ran toward each other with open arms and giving one another a great loving hug.
Harry, would have been queered by this if Voldemort had not alighted him before. He looked happily at both the men, knowing his fathers were together, yes this two fathers together at last. With out the appearance of having to hate each other as all people thought.
Well, after the re-joining, they all went the minister Fudges office. As they snuck in his room, they killed him with a spell instantly.
After the killing of Fudge Harry feel in love with Mrs. Wesley, so he broke if off with Malfoy's mom, and they had many kids. And became the new headmaster, because Dumbledore was much happier with Voldemort in a small cabin. Ironically on the same island that Harry had been trapped on with his cousin, aunt and uncle on his 11th birthday.
So in the power of headmaster, Harry became ruler of the world, and was graciously given trillions of galleons of for killing Fudge. They all live happily forever.
The End