AN/ In no way do I own the song "Rich Girl" -snickers-
Hey there. I'm Seto Kaiba and everyone calls me a conceited jerk. Well. I am. But. I am a HOT conceited jerk. So hah. I have everything I want…except the title of master of games. That little twerp on steroids stole it from me. Gah. I HATE HIM. In my own little world I am so the master of games. So there. Hmph. I AM NOT CHILDISH MOKUBA. GOD. I'm just emo.
You know that song, "Rich Girl"? Yea. See. I'm going to buy it's rights and change its lyrics. 'I am a rich boy, dunadunadunadunadunnnaaaa. I have all the money in the world so I am a wealthy boooyyyyy.' See! It fits PERFECTLY. Now. Repeat after me. Seto.Is.So.Smart…and.Hot. Yes he is. What? Of course I don't have mirrors plastered to every part of my room. That's silly talk.
Kay. So now you think I'm rambling about nothing don't you? How I'm obsessed with that KC sign. GUESS WHAT. I am. I even have the toothbrush to prove it. Yes. Now on the market are Kaiba Corp toothbrushes and Mintalisious Blue-Eyes Toothpaste. Only for three payments of 69.99 folks. Step right up.
Now. Something that annoys me more then the small-fry Yugi is his girlfriend, Tea Gardner. She can just rant on and on about friendship. If I we're Yugi I'd have ditched her a long time ago. Like a really long time ago. Like SEEYA BIZNATCH. Stfu about the friendship already and get a LIFE. I hear they have some on sale in the KC Dollar Store. (Yes there is one. Just check.)
My arch rival Joey. I personally think he's a low down good for nothing mutt. Who has nothing better to do then croon over his younger sister. Even I am not that bad. I've got dignity. Joey. You really need to find someone else. Like Mai for example. It is so painfully obvious you love her and she loves you. Great. Now I sound like that guy Doctor Phil. The whack-job from America…I have cable. Gosh. Can't a guy keep anything to himself? No.
Ryou Bakura. The wimp. He's worse then Yugi when he's off the 'roids. I mean come on. His quote is "Ow, my arm." How pathetic is that! (A/N/ I am going to kill Kaiba. RIGHTNOW. Interesting fact though. Ryou shares the same B-day as me. :D Sept 2. ISN'T THAT AWSOME?) He's got this other evil side. I think he's schizophrenic.