Hackity Hack
parody of "Yakety Yak" by the Coasters
New lyrics by Paul Cecchini


I just got finished watching Nash.
Somehow, I broke out in a nasty rash.
I'm about to pass out on the floor.
Ain't having no fun no more.
Hackity hack! Agh! My back!

Had to head up to my room.
Tripped and fell down with a boom.
Now with my throbbing aching head.
I'd probably be better off dead.
Hackity hack! Agh! My back!

Right now I'm coughing up a storm.
Feet all covered up with corns.
I wish I could just go outside.
I'm stuck with my poor aching hide.
Hackity hack! Agh! My back!

Hackity hack, hackity hack! (repeat and fade)



This parody has been rewritten by Paul Cecchini on February 19th, 2002. "Yakety Yack", the Coasters, and all other stuff doesn't belong to him. Have a nice day! =)