This is my first Fan Fiction in a VERY VERY long time. I think I spelled Moardhouse wrong. I think I spelled a lot of things wrong... I'll correct them if you point them out for me.

I don't Own Anyone except Harley Viper.

You stare at the television closely. So close it seems like your eyes are going to pop out of your eye sockets. Though hopefully they stay intact until they announce the winner.

The winner for the Dethdate Contest.

You've probably entered more than a thousand times. You were hoping to win your date with one of the eligible bachelors. You then examine one of the thousands of magazines next to you as you read the very small print on the bottom of the page closely, below from where you ripped out the entree form to be in the Dethdate Contest. Your smile turns into a grin. Then you turn your head to the television again as you await for the winner to be announced from the lead singer of Dethklok.

"Uhh.. why are we here again?" the long black haired male announced

".... OH! right the uhh.. date contest...thing..." He continued. Then looking at a paper he was now holding "I'm pleased to say that......uhmm....you know what f**k this!" He then threw the paper away and began to announce "The winner is Harley Viper congratulations..."

Your eyes widen. Bigger than the sun. You're in total shock. You start to shake and tremble as you can feel a possible heart attack coming on. Legs quivering like no tomorrow. Then you come to your senses. Reaching for the remote as fast as you can you re-wind it making sure it was your name said and not someone else.

"The winner is Harley Viper-"

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"Harley Viper-"

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"Harley Viper."

You couldn't hold it in any longer. You scream and jump for joy as you danced around your room. Enjoying every second of today as much as you could but then you hear a knock at your door. As your enjoying the moment you mindlessly open the door.

Then all excitement stops.

Looking out your door you see a kloketeer.

"Are you Harley Viper?"He ask

"Yes, who wants to know?"

"We've come to pick you up for your Dethdate"

You look behind him and see a very, very, very long limo. He pulls you out of your house and closes your door. Then begins to push you towards the limo

"Wait I'm not wearing anything nice!"

After opening the limo door and leading you inside he closes the door and walks off the the front of the limo.

Then you notice someone out of the corner of your eye. It was him.

"Nice to meet you Ms. Viper"

Your eyes widen as your face starts to turn into a light red. Your hair all messy and pajama clothing sill on. You wonder what he's thinking. He looks at you up and down.

"Oh, hello..... Charles" saying his name as if you've met him before. He raises and eyebrow and sips out of the glass he was drinking swaying his wine around.

"So you know me?" looking at you with those dark brown eyes of his you gladly respond.

"I don't know much" You then look down starting to glow a darker shade of red.

"Well... lets get down to serious matter. We'll be dropped off at a nearby mall. You'll be accompanied by a kloketeer to shop for something to wear and get your make-up and hair done. Then you will meet with me and the boys inside the restaurant you'll be eating at. That's when you will choose who you will want to spend the rest of the evening with."

You try to stop blushing and look at him with a straight face.

"Alright I understand... so as I was reading the terms on the magazine It said I can choose any dethklok associate. Am I right?" You held in the urge to smile

"Yes, that is correct." He just gave you a curious look.

That's when the limo stopped. The door opens and you are escorted outside.
You're almost blinded by the flashing lights everywhere. You see your surrounded by many famous store brands,hotels, clubs, and restaurants. You walk into a random store followed by a Dethklok employee. The store contained a variety of dresses. Though none of them appealed to you. To many bright colors. You liked a dark sort of look. You finally see one that catches your eye. Black and slick with no straps. Cut above your knees.

You try it on and look at the kloketeer and ask him "So?" He just responds saying it looks nice. You look at yourself in the mirror. Your huge breasts holding up the dress as your curved body hugs the fabric.

"I'll take this one." you then smile

"Is that all?"

You then begin to wonder. Maybe a few accessories. You then purchase a choker, hair pin, a few bracelets, and black heels. You're now wearing all of the things you have bought. Then you're seated down for make-up. They work on your face for a period of time. Being gentle as if your a work of art. When they move onto your hair you stop them.

"I'll do this just hand me the tools." you don't like people doing your hair. you like your hair done a certain way that most people don't even know how to style.

The workers just look at you as you begin to style your hair and in a quick manner. You didn't want to keep your date waiting. It turned out nicer then you though. You were so proud of yourself you smiled.

"We must really get going its almost time" you heard the dethklok worker announce

You turn to him and nod as you begin to walk back into a smaller and different limo than the one you came in. The kloketeer escorts you inside one last time. As he closed the door you couldn't get rid of the smile on your face. You've been waiting for this for a long time now. You were going to scream in excitement until the limo stopped.

"That was fast--" You were cut off by the opening of the limo door. You exited the limo and looked to see the fancy restaurant. You begin to walk to the door of it and slowly open the door. This restaurant must be the most beautiful thing you've ever seen. Full of wonderful decorations. Very nice carved, and painted images on the ceiling. The place was empty but not paying attention you were snapped out of it by someone clearing their throat.

You look to see the five band members of Dethklok. You begin to turn a very dark red as you see all of them in tuxedos. They all looked very handsome. Even Murderface.

"So who's it going to be." You turn your head to what their manager had to say as he was standing a few farther feet away from the band. You giggled a little. You looked at the 5 men standing in front of you once again. They all looked very annoyed like they didn't want to be here but they did take interest on how stunning you looked. You were different from how most regular women dressed to a date.

"I choose..." a small pause entered the room. Though you did that on purpose. You already knew who you wanted.

"You, Charles Foster Ofdense."

Everyone looked at you as if you were stupid. You just stood there smiling looking as cute and innocent as possible.

"Can she..can she do that?" the long black haired male said to their manager

Charles who let out a slight chuckle now realizing why she asked him that strange question in the limo. He then replied to him. "Yeah, she actually can."

"Wells thats dildos! I dressed ups for nothings!?" the blond haired man complain.

"Awws and I wanteds to dates hers too...shes so hots" whined one of the youngest band members

"Alright well... Ima be at the bar if anyone you know... needs me" said the band member with pierced eyebrows

"I schecond that-" replied the one with short triangular hair and clammy hands

"Me too!"

"Mes toos!"

"Me toos!"

You heard everyone else say. They all left for the bar as you were left standing there with Charles. You got incredibly nervous now standing near him. Glowing red.

"So what made you choose me?" He said as he pulled your chair out for you as you sat down. Then walking to his seat.

"I found sudden interest in you when I started listening to Dethklok. Even though you don't get as much spotlight as they do" You pointed behind you to the most brutal band ever.

"Well they are Dethklok-"

"Yeah I know. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I wish I could have seen you more. Or something of that sort." you were so nervous you don't even know what you had just said. He just looked at you as you looked away from him. You snapped into focus again when the waitress came. That's when you realized you needed to stop drifting off.

"Hello. My name is Emily and I'll be your waiter for today. Would you like to start off with any drinks?"

Charles asked for a glass of Brandi then gave the attention to me. I looked at the waitress. She looked like she was disappointing. I bet you she wanted to meet one of the Dethklok band members. Sucks for her.

"Can I just get a glass of water" She nodded and walked away. I then turned my head to Ofdense and smiled sweetly.

He Grined at you. Knowing it was going to be an intersting night.