Entertainment View- Sunny and Kevin's new show!
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(Introduction starts with a golden flash then to three preview windows shown in order.)
Sunny: TONIGHT ON ENTERTAINMENT VIEW...we'll be talking about the latest celebrity news and on the top story tonight: we had heard that Miley Cyrus is having a crush on Coldplay's lead singer, Chris Martin.
Kevin: Also, the top ten of the most popular movies shown between May 2008 and July 2008!
Sunny: And, for those anime/manga fans that are reading we'll talk about the latest chapters on Naruto and One Piece (also for the release dates)!
Kevin: THE NEWS OF THE STARS STARTS NOW!!
(After the previews are played, a bright white flash starts up and a condensed version of "Bizarre Love Triangle (Extended Dance Mix)" by New Order plays. The opening of the song plays with the skyline of Toronto in a beautiful sunset. After the opening of the song, the instrumentals play along with camera footage of inside Toronto, and focusing on the two hosts of the show walking on streets. At the end of the song, the camera focuses on the CN Tower and fades to where the hosts are now on the new set. Sunny and Kevin are sitting on beach chairs, with a backdrop of Dundas Square behind them.)
Kevin: Welcome to the first new episode of ENTERTAINMENT VIEW! I'm Kevin Chiu...
Sunny: ...and I'm Sunny Ing!
Kevin: Tonight, we give you the latest celebrity news and rumours that have been going around in the entertainment circle. Our top stories for today is, Miley Cyrus having an alleged crush with Coldplay's lead singer, Chris Martin. (Source from Entertainment Tonight) During the interview with Miley on her new album release, she had told Entertainment Tonight that she had a crush on English lead singer Chris Martin. She described him as a romantic, sexy man that any girl would fall for him. We know before that she had released—or somebody released, personal photos of herself on the Internet and she had taken half-naked pictures for the cover of Vanity Fair. Just recently, somebody had hacked into her computer and released a photo of herself in a wet t-shirt under the shower. Now, from this we know she had become famous in another way...pretty scandalous, eh?
(While he says this, the footage of the interview plays then cuts to the pictures of Miley Cyrus that were shown on the Internet. Cut to where the two hosts are.)
Sunny: And, just yesterday ABBA had re-united at the premiere of the new movie "Mamma Mia!" That was derived from the hit Broadway musical and single of America from them. Being split up for two decades, this was the very first time ever seen of all four band members together since the break-up of the band. In other news, High School Musical 3 is now in-production and expect it to be shown this Fall and Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is supposedly released in an estimated date of late August.
(While Sunny says this, footage of ABBA and the movie cast is shown and a few preview scenes of HSM 3 and the new Harry Potter movie is played. Cut to the set.)
Kevin: We'll be back after these commercials...stay tuned!
(First commercial plays)
Announcer: In a time when donuts and churros clashed, there was only one winner in the heated battle...to win their favourite food they must do the most things that are on catalogues. Stay tuned for FOOD BATTLE 2008!!
(Commercial ends, and the second plays)
Commercial Announcer: New from Doritos...
Cowboy: A clown! I thought this was a battle-ground not a birthday party!
French Guy: (in a French accent) He is not a clown, he is a mime...
Cowboy: This is sacred grounds—for the battle of TASTE! Us hot wings popping with flavour!
French Guy: Or as we, blue cheese, sharp like a knife!
Cowboy: I'll be swift my chicken!
French Guy: En garde!
(Both cowboys and Frenchmen charge at each other.)
Announcer: New Doritos Collisions—two flavours in ONE bag. How you're gonna play?
(Commercial ends)
(Show resumes with a transition effect displaying the words "ON THE STREET" in block letters on a green and black Matrix-like background, and then a sudden white flash to the camera focusing on Sunny and Kevin walking down the streets of Downtown Toronto.)
Sunny: You know, Kevin I've been thinking—maybe Johnny Knoxville isn't dead at all because of a stunt gone wrong that might've killed him. I just don't believe that Johnny is dead at all.
Kevin: But you do know that several media outlets do confirm that he actually is dead trying to do a stunt for the upcoming Jackass: Number Three movie?
Sunny: How do you know that the lead star of Jackass is really dead? Maybe those websites you mentioned aren't reliant at all! I recently heard that the guy's recovering from surgery after a near-fatal motorcycle accident that kind of did severe damage to his groin area.
Kevin: Seriously? Okay, I'll take your word for it then. Johnny isn't dead after all. Now, I've heard from several news outlets that famous Australian rock band AC/DC is going to release their fifteenth new studio album, Black Ice. It's gonna be released on October 27th, 2008, and you know it will be sold exclusively through Wal-Mart stores!
Sunny: Wow, that's SUPER!! I've bought all 14 studio albums, five live albums, two compilations, one CD re-mastered EP, and 13 film/video DVD's! I can't wait for their 15th album to be released at the music stores!
Kevin: And yet, I do not know why Guns N' Roses have not released their new album "Chinese Democracy".
Sunny: (surprised) WAIT! They haven't even released their new album yet?! I've heard they've recorded material from 1994 to last year, how come they haven't even announced the official date yet?
Kevin: Don't be shocked and angered, Sunny. From what I've heard recently, lead singer Axl Rose said the album's gonna be released in 2012...maybe not, I hope.
Sunny: Say, what about Miley Cyrus?
Kevin: To be frankly honest, I think she sucks (A/N: It's my opinion, I don't care what people would say! And no negative comments please!). She has no talent, doesn't really have the looks—she sort of does, but not really. Also, I think taking pictures of herself that were quite scandalous and not deleting them was kind of her fault that they got into the Internet, because hackers would always put those kinds of photos on the Internet. Anyway, about her new album I know this was supposed to be the recovery from the loss of her reputation and respect of her fans I don't think the songs in there are quite good. On YouTube, Michael Buckley made a video about Miley's new song "Seven Things I Hate/Like About You". Honestly, I thought that song was the most dreadful fame I've ever heard in my life. First, I heard pretty bad songs in my life, such as Soulja Boy and Miley's new song had easily made to my Top Ten of the Worst Things I've Ever Heard, and the rank of her song is #9 (A/N: Don't ask me about #10). That's what grinds my gears.
Sunny: Kevin, there's another celebrity I mostly hate and that's Brittany Spears.
Kevin: Why so, Sunny?
Sunny: I hate her, because I do not know why she shaved her hair just to get the world's attention. I mean, she WAS hot before she got pregnant and screwed up by her reality T.V. show that was pretty bad, as well. You ever checked the ratings for that? It only received at least 2,000 people...not much people really care about this show. I mean, come on! Her sister Jamie Lynn even has a kid and she was only 16 years old and there is no father to take care of her baby. There was also a time when in the '90s, she and Christina Agulaira (A/N: Sorry about the spelling) were battled in a contest of sexual behaviour in their music videos, I mean, Christina won of course because she went full nude (covered in foam in a bathtub) in one of her old music videos, before she got married.
Kevin: Say Sunny...wanna go to the Hard Rock Cafe to meet up with a few friends?
Sunny: Oh sure, why not?
(Both Sunny and Kevin head off to the Hard Rock Cafe, ending the segment. The transitional effects occur, to change to where the two hosts are.)
Sunny: Okay, everybody! It's time for the Top Ten of the Best Movies (from May 2008 to July 2008)! Here's number ten on the list, and it's the new Hulk movie which was pretty okay, considering that the last Hulk movie didn't made a bigger success in the box office.
Kevin: Number nine is Hancock, with Will Smith! He did a great job but this movie needs a bit more plot in it.
Sunny: Here is the number eight, and that's WALL-E which was pretty confusing but somehow it was pretty great...and the robot is cute!
Kevin: Number seven goes to Hellboy II, which wasn't really that great and interesting and all, but due to its box office success it still has a place in our list.
Sunny: Number six is Kung-Fu Panda! It's pretty amazing, with the great animations and having Jack Black being the main character in the first place. Also, it's an awesome tribute to the 2008 Summer Olympics at Beijing.
Kevin: We've reached the top five, and the number five position is The X-Files: I Want to Believe. A true sequel to the very first X-Files movie, and also probably the final release of any other X-Files ever made since the show had a very great success and ending on the tenth season!
Sunny: Number four on the Top Ten is Mamma Mia! With Merryl Steep's inability to sing, however but the movie was a great hit and a true sequel to the Broadway musical.
Kevin: The top three has landed with the number three spot: It's Harold and Kumar being a funny movie and a sequel to the first and having a great sense of stupidity amongst the two.
Sunny: Before we get to number one, our number two best movie is the new Batman movie, The Dark Knight—with Heath Ledger's very last appearance again on the silver screens. Rest in pieces, Heath.
Kevin: And the number one iiiis...Step-Brothers! Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly have done a good job doing this movie. What's also notable is that this is the same crew that brought you Talladega Nights! That's the end of the list, ladies and gentlemen. Anyway, the newest chapter of Naruto and One Piece will be released on July 31st, 2008 in Japan and the English versions will be the day after that. Go to the OneManga website or Narutocentral, to check out the latest news and info. This has been Kevin and Sunny's Entertainment View.
Sunny: Remember folks, stayed tuned for the next episode of this show! If it ain't worth watching, then why the (BLEEP!) are you watching it in the first place?!
Kevin and Sunny: GOOD NIGHT!!
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