What Mariarosa Ponders About: Transformers

Questions

Mariarosa: Ok, I've read my share of one-shots and stories on certain couples and whatnot (i.e. yaoi pairings, straight pairings, and character X OC) but there are some things that have been bouncing around in my head and I can't seem to find any answers.

Question 1: Fembots - Autobots and Decepticons?

Ok, this was a major question I had when I first watched Transformers Armada, because that's all they showed in Germany, but it was soon answered in Transformers Energon but only for Autobots, so here's my question: are there any Decepticon Fembots?

Question 2: Pairings with Fembots?

I have seen pictures of Red Alert, Prowl, Bumblebee, Hot Shot, Optimus, Jazz, Starscream, Megatron, etc. paired up with either an existing Fembot or an OC, here comes my question, how do they get together?

Question 3: Adult context?

Ok, this one pairs up with Q2, how do they do "it"? We've all seen the Transformers there ain't nothing down there so how they hell can you possibly write a sex scene with either a Fembot or two male Transformers (yaoi fans)? How can they possibly do the dirty when there is no penis and no vagina? The only way you can tell the differences between the Fembot and the male bot is that she has a hump on her chest that represents breasts and is usually in heels, which I think is a bit sexist in my opinion. Oh and the high pitch femme voice.

Question 4: Kissing scene?

Ok, so in ever single pairing that exists in this world, be it Transformers or otherwise, there are kissing scenes…How do giant robots kiss? I know they have mouths but again they are giant robots there are no soft lips in which to come in contact with. Is it like two pieces of metal just rubbing against each other? Can they even French kiss? Is there even a tongue in their mouths?

Question 5: Where do babies come from?

I am convinced that since there does not seem to be any reproduction organs or something similar exist in/on a Transformers that baby Transformers are made like in the movie Robots. A "married" couple/pairing order a baby and "make it" just like in the movie. I am convinced that that is how new generations of Transformers are "born".

Question 6: Romance? Dating? Marriage?

Can Transformers love? Is there such thing as marriage or courtship to this species? Do they go on dates? Hold hands? Snuggle/cuddle with each other? I want to know, these giant robots, Autobots mostly, seem close to humans when it comes to personality and feelings but is this one exception?

Now I know I may sound like a Negative Nancy but I suppose it's the scientist in me. I just want logical answers for a race that doesn't seem too deep in romance or family issues, just fight with the enemies and winning the war. I really want to know, if by some odd chance one of you really does have the answers to all my questions, please don't hesitate to answer me or prove me wrong.

Well, until next time my friends on What Mariarosa Ponders About.

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