Chapter 01
Phases – Spray Tanning
Featuring: Tyson Granger and Hilary Tachibana.
Nobody gives you a warning as to what your girlfriend will be up to next. There's no textbook or theory that can prepare you for the unpredictable phases the female species will go through.
One minute she could be bleaching her long hair, then the next she is cutting all her hair off a week later.
Seriously, I can see why Adam traded his kidney for another woman. His first girlfriend was either a trial and error or she was a complete nut case that he couldn't handle. Anyways, though I understand the Author of the Bible's thought process, I kind of would never do that.
Believe it or not that, I, Tyson Granger can be a soppy and easy-going guy when it comes to being in love. I have watched my girlfriend go through her tomboy phase for the past month, and that was kind of weird. Hilary would dig through my clothes and wear my jackets because it was 'cheaper.'
In a weird way, we both took some memorable photos... Yea, I would say cute, but it's not very 'masculine'. I let Hilary do all that lovey-dovey chat stuff.
Overall though, everything is great!
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Oh, who am I kidding?
This current phase is starting to piss me off. She's fake tanning and getting that golden shit all over the dojo! Grandpa is giving me hell because it's staining the bathtub and Hilary won't let me touch her until the tan settles.
Funnily enough, she even invites Julia around so they can spray tan on each other. Now, as much as I and Tala wait patiently in the lounge, we both sit in silence for the entire time. Secretly we're fantasizing about the scenes that are taking place in my bathroom, so that's kind of awkward.
And when we do decide to communicate; the other will just look away with embarrassment. Honestly, the tension between us feels more unbearable than the world war 3 tensions that are currently brewing.
However, the only ice breaker that seems to work is: "So, wanna play some Call of Duty?" And bang, we are signing a peace treaty together.
But what's happening right now? I'm getting a slap from Hilary for laughing at her pale boobs. Yet what made me snort was the fact her spray had caused her hands to go bright orange. She had umpa lumpa hands – the poor girl didn't wear any mittens whilst applying the tanning creams onto her skin.
If I'd have known the poor girl was fake tanning to impress me, I would have told her not to bother because her body and soul is just perfect the way she is~
A/N: Hey guys! For those of you who have been on this website for a long time, you might recognize this idea as I have written it years ago. But now I have reinvented the idea and given the creation a more personal touch. Now, I know some of you are also thinking: 'A TyHil ficlet? From Little A Granger?' - I know, it's a phase XD. The humor does kind of remind me of 'Beyblades vs. Call of Duty' but I still hope it made you readers chuckle too!
Granger~
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A/N: Surprised?! XD…..i was too; D
To clear the confusion my adorable readers, Ann and I decided to write a collaborative series together: D Ann kindly proposed the idea of doing a fiction together and I feel so honored :')…..People please send your love to this amazing person because she picked me up when I was swimming in depression. And of course that depression greatly hindered my writing.
Nevertheless I am surfacing. Figured out that, this might break the ice. Plus this is a nice challenge for me as well because I have never done collaborative fics before.
Hope you guys like our latest project xD because White day is approaching and we figured out that it's not at all white as it is supposed to be ;D
If you got any suggestions or even prompts…. please snipe them in our way xD
Tyson and Ray out.
Ann nicknamed me Ray: 3 I like my new nick name, period XD