Piccolo walked into the huge supermarket holding his cute little flower wicker bag and a smile on his face. He loved Saturdays. They had brussel sprout sales. He was wearing his new hot pink miniskirt dress and slutty high-heels. They called him "Patty" on Saturday nights at the bar. He didn't get it. He walked over to the carts and strolled along with one. He was looking smashing. Eyes were on him, he felt special.
The news reached the store manager via nosey old ladies and he heard--"There's an amazingly beautiful green lady wearing nothing in your store and playing with the carrots. She's a slut." He quickly ran out of his office with a camera and rounded up the bagboys. Along toddled Krillin, Vegeta and Gohan. They were excited. They understood. The shorties got it.
They passed right by Piccolo and he winked at Vegeta, who threw a lemon at him. Sephiroth, the store manager was looking beautiful [[as usual]] in his tight vinyl pants and nothing more. He was a sanitary store manager. His made lots of loose change. He was pennynaire.
Suddenly he made a double and got it...the slut was Piccolo, thankfully he wasn't naked. He ran right out of the store and was officially declared a loony.
Piccolo smiled and walked over to the vegetables. Vegeta vegetated and thought about Piccolo being naked and died. Krillin didn't get it, he poked Vegeta with a stick, took up the camera and kept looking for the naked green girl. Gohan was busy picking his nose. He understood. He sat down. Piccolo paid for his stuff and left with 2 very lovely brussel sprouts all for himself. He was gunna have fun cooking them.
Ten miles away from our destination.....
A young couple walks down the beach, rejoicing that the story has ended.
The news reached the store manager via nosey old ladies and he heard--"There's an amazingly beautiful green lady wearing nothing in your store and playing with the carrots. She's a slut." He quickly ran out of his office with a camera and rounded up the bagboys. Along toddled Krillin, Vegeta and Gohan. They were excited. They understood. The shorties got it.
They passed right by Piccolo and he winked at Vegeta, who threw a lemon at him. Sephiroth, the store manager was looking beautiful [[as usual]] in his tight vinyl pants and nothing more. He was a sanitary store manager. His made lots of loose change. He was pennynaire.
Suddenly he made a double and got it...the slut was Piccolo, thankfully he wasn't naked. He ran right out of the store and was officially declared a loony.
Piccolo smiled and walked over to the vegetables. Vegeta vegetated and thought about Piccolo being naked and died. Krillin didn't get it, he poked Vegeta with a stick, took up the camera and kept looking for the naked green girl. Gohan was busy picking his nose. He understood. He sat down. Piccolo paid for his stuff and left with 2 very lovely brussel sprouts all for himself. He was gunna have fun cooking them.
Ten miles away from our destination.....
A young couple walks down the beach, rejoicing that the story has ended.