Disclaimer I don't owe Naruto.

Author's Note: Please Read, just please...hehe..

Particularly anyone with Naruto I've read so far are hellah good. (Except...who the hell would hook Naruto and Orochimaru up!?)

So this is my own crack at pairings with Naruto....

Quite, I think it's a Naruto and Kurenai pairing. (Crack Pairing-Student Teacher) But hey don't pull that age crap on me because I read some Kakashi Sakura thing there and you guys were going on Yahoo!

And age never matters in love, neither the gender. x3 Everyone is free to love. (Except orochimaru, okay he's allowed some loving, he's misunderstood. But don't pair him with Naruto. lol)

I made it so that Naruto and Kurenai have a seven years of age difference. (Due to that fact I have no idea what Kurenai's age is) so I settled for seven years difference even if...it's possibly like a decade or so. Who knows.

(and yes, im quite aware the couple AsuKure is real. Hell yeah, she's pregnant with a ring and Asuma's dead. What do you want me to do? this is a fanfiction so if you're going to bash me by saying Asuma Kurenai Forever well...that's just stupid. Why hunt down fanfics that doesn't have your pair...x.x)

Also, this is the first chapter, I'm not usually serious at stories I didn't plan or even put down as a story I'm actually going to try. I'll see how it turns out and then from the reviews and response and what you people think I'll continue because again I never did a Naruto pairing....O.o I read some. I'm usually a ShikaTema Writer haha!

And No, I do not follow story lines in Naruto, I usually don't. It's too serious.

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Kiba noticed his sensei withdrawn when it happened. To what happened? When Naruto Uzumaki had left Konoha. No one seem to notice it but him. Maybe because he had always had a slight crush towards his sensei, but it completely disappeared when he reason going for an older woman would only lead to heart break. He was sure of it because he had watch his sister break many young men hearts by saying her work is important at the moment. Ninjas more importantly are not the type of people to get married. So it was a shocker after the withdrawal from Kurenai and then Asuma coming by more often, Asuma had a thing for his sensei. Did he approve? No, absolutely not.

He had question Kurenai why she had withdrawn but then he would have recieved some weird looks from her and be like what are you talking about? No one truly knows how Kurenai-sensei was because they don't try to get to know her. Sometimes he felt that some ninjas are sexist;the males didn't feel a woman should be a ninja, at times he gets that feeling when Kurenai talks to some jounins and they have this sort of expression on.

"What's wrong, Kiba?" Kurenai asked.

Kiba shook his head and then whistled to get Akamaru's attention who was busy wagging his tails as he was being petted by Hinata.

"I..." He started but then shook his head again. But then he was almost like Naruto, he sometimes say some stupid some and make stupid mistake and was as just driven as Naruto. "I always thought Naruto had a crush on you."

"..." Kurenai didn't react at all. "Ne, Kiba, and here I thought you were to speak of something important or troubling."

Kiba frowned and went on top of Akamaru, "But that is important and troubling."

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"Ne, perve, why is it we didn't come back to Konoha earlier than supposedly?" Naruto asked as they approached the gate of Konoha, his teacher the legendary toad-sannin, was taking notes, busily writing something.

"You weren't ready for the real deal, Naruto. You were still a brat." When Naruto was about to say he wasn't a brat, Jiraiya covered his mouth.

"Be quiet, boy. Do you see what I see?" Jiraiya had the same usual glint Naruto was accustom to and he followed his perverted teacher's eyes and he too, was sort of awestruck.

Right in front of them was one of a hellah good looking woman. Naruto had seen her before, when he was younger. He couldn't quite put it together, until her red eyes met his own blues.

"Kurenai..." He whispered.

How odd. His heart seem to beat faster, but he settled it down. Because there was no logic to why his heart should race at the sight of Team 8 long time teacher, Kurenai Yuuhi.

And she was about to wave to him until a giant dog and a wild looking guy came rushing by and Jiraiya pushed Naruto to save himself.

"What the!" Naruto skillfully and gracefully manuevered doing some sort of flip and landing perfectly. "Hey, Kiba. Akamaru...whoa, you're huge."

Kiba frowned and said, "Thanks, Naruto!" He grinned flashing his sharp canine tooth.

"Not you, baka. Akamaru! He's very big!" Naruto made a move with his arms to emphasized how big Akamaru got.

"I never really noticed." Kiba said.

Naruto chuckled a bit, "No kidding, instead of him on you it became the other way around."

Kiba still looked confused so Naruto let it go and continued to tell Kiba about the stuff he went through. Until he remembered about Kurenai Yuuhi! Shoot, he looked around but she was completely gone. Naruto pulled Kiba off Akamaru and then whispered to Kiba's ear, "Is Kurenai sensei still with Asuma?"

"What are you talking about?" Kiba said, and then remembered his old teacher. Kiba pushed Naruto in an a mean way. "What did you do to my sensei?"

"Nani? I didn't do anything to her." The confused Naruto replied while Jiraiya came by and watched and listened quietly between the two.

"When you left she was completely...well she was more quiet than usual." Kiba said and then shrugged.

"Uh huh, and you think...I had something to do with it?"

"Yeah! Think!" Kiba hit Naruto's head as if to show he needs to think, a movement that's not very succesful because it would only create brain damages which everyone seem to suffer here.

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Kurenai was slightly taken aback when she caught a pair of blue eyes, she was shocked and then suprised and then replaced with great joy. Naruto Uzumaki was back. The first thing that pop into her head was the energy of Konoha would be here again. But then the sudden realization hit her, the councils already told Tsunade-sama what was in the scroll. She felt slightly sick, to put someone in such a position without their say. And when she had the courage to tell Naruto herself, her old time Student Kiba Inuzuka came rushing in with Akamaru.

It wasn't the right time. Maybe there was still a chance.

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Naruto blushed slightly and even Kiba noticed and kept poking Naruto to tell him to say what it was, even Jiraiya said to say it too.

A twelve year old Naruto was practicing very hard, using his clones and other moves he learned. He battled himself. They always said your greatest enemy is yourself because you know everything.

He only stopped practicing when he caught sight of her Team 8 sensei, Kurenai Yuuhi. She was actually the first woman Naruto had seen to be jounin. He'd always seen only male adult ninja so far. So when he caught sight of her he was instantly in a state of admiration. He heard from Kakashi and Asuma that she turned jounin recently. She looked young and awesome.

He approached her and she turned instantly.

"Eh, Naruto?"

"Kurenai-sensei" He grinned and kind of scratched his head, he felt suddenly shy. "Ahm..." Naruto was awed by her crimson eyes. She really fitted her name with thos eyes of hers. They were sort of eerie. They were similar to the Uchiha's eyes. "Ahm..." He couldn't believe he was at lost for words. "How old are you?" He blurted out.

"..." Kurenai raised an eyebrow wondering why Naruto would suddenly ask that question. It was sort of rude, but she knew he doesn't mean it as an offensive thing. "19"

Naruto gasped. "So young! Kakashi and Asuma are acient compared to you."

Kurenai blushed at this because it was obvious Naruto was in awe with his mouth and eyes opening wide.

Naruto crossed his arms and said, "Well Kurenai was hot."

"Was?" Kiba and Jiraiya said at the same time.

"Yeah, I've seen hotter ones." And he was being honest...?

Kiba in turn looked at Jiraiya who chuckled looking very happy at the influence he had on Naruto. "Tsunade sama will kill you." And that totally killed his smile.

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The word around town was Naruto came back and definitely went through puberty and knew how to charm the ladies as Sakura and Ino watched him talking to some female civillians. He had them giggling and then he had his arms wrapped around two girls and they were heading out to go to a restaurant until Sakura thought it she should stop. She pulled Naruto's ear and said ,"Long time no see, Naruto." Sakura said sort of like chiding him for his actions.

"Naruto, you changed." Ino said taking a look at Naruto from top to bottom. "Good lookin' now, I see." Naruto shrugged. Ino and Sakura at least knew Naruto was not cocky though he did indulge in male activity of trying to hook up.

"Thanks, Ino. You look radiant," Naruto said, actually he kind of carressed Ino's cheek and then quickly withdrew it. Ino was blushing furiously.

Jiraiya and Kiba were there gawking. Particularly they've been following Naruto. Kiba was curious to how much Naruto changed. And he concluded he was still the same except more confident with the ladies. Not perverted so much like a certain white ninja he was standing by. "She'll definitely kill you."

And then they saw Naruto getting punched by Sakura and he was sent flying and crashing to the ground.

"Whoa," Jiraiya said. He gulped. Sakura Haruno was just like Tsunade and that's just plain scary. If she was anything like Tsunade, Jiraiya knew never to flaunt his books around them.

"All I said was you look the same, Sakura-chan!" Naruto said, completely puzzled to why Sakura was angered by this when he thought she should be thrilled.

And sometimes Naruto was clueless still...

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Kakashi and Jiraiya met on top of the Hokage's rooftop. How clever, Tsunade would never suspect them to be right under her nose.

"So I'm working on a new book...and the theme is..."

"..." Kakashi was waiting...

"Teacher and Student!"

"Nani!?"

"No good?"

"No, who are you going to use as an example? There's no students here that would go for their teachers."

"Really? I always thought Sakura had a crush on you. Or maybe it was the other way around."

Kakashi would have threw the book he held in his hand as the legendary toad man but the book was important and he didn't finish it yet.

"Well...since you don't like that...I think Kurenai, she's hot."

"She is, are going to use alias name?"

"Yup, I'm gonna name the character Kure Yu"

"...."

"I'm still looking for the male. What kind of man would Kure Yu be into?"

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And there were loud crashing and yells of pain inside the Hokage's office that made some ninjas paused as they passed it.

Anko was one of those people outside listening in, or she didn't need listening in, anyone could hear why the Godaime was upset. It had something to do with the blond fox kid, er young man that came back.

"Thanks for bringing me some sweet dumplings, Kurenai." Anko said to her friend who remained quiet and was collected during the entire time they were there.

"Eh, yeah no problem."

"JIRAIYA! YOU EFFING PERVERTED TOAD MAN! YOU MADE NARUTO INTO A PERVERT!" Tsunade yelled.

"Neee! But obaachan, I'm not a pervert. I just appreciate the female body more than others." Naruto defended his perverted toad man sennin.

Anko laughed out loud and said to Kurenai, "I wish I'm in there to see for myself what's really going on. Tsunade sama is very protective of Naruto, so she probably wouldn't want him going around being with random women."

"You know so?" Kurenai asked suddenly quite curious to why Hokage Sama would be protective of the blonde ninja.

"Yeah, there was this one time, I was trying to seduce Naruto and Tsunade sama got all on me. Not the best days, her yells are as strong as her punches man even when I tried to creep her out with snakes."

The door opened and Naruto came out laughing and saying, "Yata, whatever. I'll settle down when I'm old."

And Jiraiya still in the room shouting, "That's my student!"

"DIE!" Tsunade yelled.

"Ah, Anko-chan, Kurenai-sensei." Naruto smiled at them.

"Naruto! You twerp, hitting on girls when you just got here. Tsk, you're gonna give Tsunade sama a heart attack." Anko finished and then added, "Why do you call Kurenai, sensei?"

"I don't think I would. Tsunade is pretty strong, she has enough energy to try and kill Jiraiya. Huh, 'cause she's a sensei?"

"Not your sensei," Anko implied something else and Naruto caught on.

"But she's my type of sensei." Naruto winked at Kurenai he said it lightly. " But sure, whatever Anko-chan, I'll just call Kurenai-sensei, Kurenai-san."

Kurenai was blushing and Anko noticed but didn't say anything.

Kurenai shook her head at the two, she never realized but Anko and Naruto were sort of similar in personality. Like how Anko would do some childish stuff, the same things Naruto practically pulled back then, it was no wonder why they had hit it off instantly.

Shizune opened the door and told Kurenai to go in since Tsunade sama was waiting for her and then Naruto and Anko shared a look.

"Say Anko, are you and Kurenai-san going out?"

"What!? Why would you even think that, Naruto, you fricken blonde pervert twerp!"

"Well...'cause you and her are so close! She never went out with Asuma-sensei, so I figured she must go the other way."

Anko hit him and then pulled at him, "Say Naruto since you're an adult let's go drink some sake! And dumplings! I love my sweets."

"You and Kakashi would never hit it off, he doesn't like sweets."

"Yup! People who don't like dumplings are not my kind of people!"

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There was an Anbu in the room and was standing next to Kurenai while Tsunade told all the stuff she needed to do.

"The anbu over here would help you in the process if any case, though why you would need any help in doing so..."

"You're dead serious about this?" The Anbu had the gut to question the Hokage and Kurenai knew Tsunade doesn't take crap from anyone except she's a great softie for Naruto.

"Yes, I think it's for the best." Tsunade said. "Now, shut up."

So it was a suprise when she didn't so much yelled at the Anbu.

"May I have permission to speak?" The Anbu asked. Kurenai felt whoever he was, he seemed to smile underneath.

Kurenai stifled a laughter because the Anbu must have clearly known that he already talked before and hadn't bothered asking for permission, so why now? To further poke Tsunade and her temper?

"Hai, hai, what is it?"

"I saw Anko and Naruto leave and I think they're heading for some drinks. I wish to join them if it would not offend." The Anbu said and to even make a point he added, "Just in case something happens, you know Anko."

"You know Anko?" Kurenai blurted and blushed at her sudden outburst.

"..." The Anbu was silent.

"So, now you become silent." Tsunade picked up her pen and threw it at the Anbu, "Go, go, leave."

Shizune was clearly giggling. "Shin-kun, you're an Anbu, you shouldn't act like this."

"O.K." Flashing a thumbs up, similar habit that Naruto does which Kurenai noticed.

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Anko and Naruto had their sixth bottles of sake and were still going at it by the time Shin came by. He easily slipped in their booth as they called the waiter for some more. The waiter looked at Shin, and Shin shook his head.

"You should have stop them the moment they came here," He told the waiter. Anko was angered by the Sake disappearing and tried to punch Shin, but there was no power into her punches. "Keh, Anko you behave like a man."

"Shuddup, you pricken pandaaa." She even burped and it smelled like Sake. "Narushooo here, is gonna get laid and be maaan. You know...the big turnin'..."

"Eh, Anko you're a bad influence." Shin asked the waiter for some glasses of water. "Naruto, don't listen to Anko. She handles snakes. Snakes are...I don't know, something else."

Anko hissed and reached for Shin while licking her lips, "Seducive?"

"Eiie, sometimes sinful..." And beautiful even when drunk and acting like usual.

"I knooow. Shinbu. (Shin-Anbu) Besides...I'm not that kinda guy. I like women, I do...But I ish not gonna go around and do that."

"Good, so..." Shin sighed. "Thanks alot Anko, you make my job harder everytime." Anko was fast asleep and had her arms wrapped around Shin, and he didn't even know. Geez, she moves like a snake.

His family doesn't take a liking towards snakes for various of reasons and Anko did have a past with Orochimaru. At least Anko hadn't left the village and remained.

He made Naruto and Anko drink water so they'll feel much better, "Damn you two, now I have to take you both home and I'm not an effin baby sitter." Shin mummbled and was cursing the Hokage too since he was on a roll.

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Naruto woke up and found himself lucky not to have some sort of side effect from drinking too much, there was no puking and he easily gotten off the futon. Ne! This was not his house, speaking of his house-apartment, he hadn't been there in ages. No, shit. Actually this was it except way neater and there were weapons hanging around and he was laying on the couch and he smelled food and ramen!

He caught sight of his old friend, who wasn't wearing his anbu mask today. So his thoughts of Anbus sleeping with mask on was not true.

"Shin, hey, thanks for taking care of me." Naruto said.

"Yeah, Tsunade would kill me anyways." Naruto sat down and ate the ramen that was prepared for him, he thanked Shin even though his mouth was full and it was incredibly good, Shin used good seasoning and some spicey stuff.

"You made dumplings?"

"Hai, Anko likes sweet. It would help because she'll probably feel horrid today." Shin said, shrugging. He grabbed a stick for himself and ate some, "I wasn't allowed to eat sweets before."

"Ne, why?"

"Oh, simple, I was a hyper child. Sweet plus me, means a never ending chase and struggles to keep me hold. I'll probably be bouncing off the walls or something like that."

"Ohhh,"

"Damn it, my head!" Anko shouted from inside the room.

"So she gets the room and I get the couch." Naruto said with raised eyebrows which Shin totally ignored. Shin moved around and grabbed his mask hanging on the wall and wore it before going in the room.

"Let me down, you ass muncher!" Anko said as she was being carried by Shin, and Shin did listen and drop her down into a chair smoothly and it looked gentle enough without saying Shin was very careful.

"Ooo, Dumplings!" And she munches off. She was a total dumpling muncher!

"So, I thought you were after Kurenai Yuuhi." Shin said at Naruto, who choked on his ramen and started coughing. Shin handed him water and slapped Naruto hard on the back.

"Who told you that?"

"The white haired men." Shin said. "Tsunade told me to watch over you. I won't allow women in the house and no house parties. You must be home before eleven understood?"

"Ah, okay,...mom." Naruto said who grinned at Shin, who realized he did sound like a mom when he spoke that.

"Shin, you did sound just like an old fart mom just now." Anko said while eating more dumplings.

"Why do moms have to be old fart?"

"Because then they would be a MILF," Naruto and Anko said at the same time.

"You two are idiots." And then Shin thought about how people viewed his mother. Anko and Naruto do have a point.

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Shin had left Naruto and Anko earlier because he was called in for a mission. When Shin left, Naruto noticed Anko wasn't as random when he was around, in fact she was more quiet than usual.

"Do you have any job to do?" Naruto asked Anko, who shooked her head. "Okay, how about hanging out with your best friend, Kurenai-san?"

"You hang out with Shin since you left Konoha, right Naruto?"

"Hai, along the way I met him, he paid some of our expenses since Jiraiya spends his money with...other stuff..."

"Have you ever seen his face?"

"Yup, I just saw it awhile ago while you were sleeping. Why?"

"Oh, nothing. Anyways...why are you trying to get rid off me?"

"I'm not, I just thought you wanted to see your best friend."

"And I thought you wanted to see Kurenai-san. I joked many times with her that she should hook up with you instead of the older men around here."

"Really? Why?"

"Oh, I just thought it would be amusing because her old student Hinata Hyuuga, was incredibly in love with you. So if she hooks up with you that's betraying her student."

"And that would be amusing...betrayal?"

"Hey, it's life. There's always some snakes around. Not saying all the snakes out there are evil and poisonus."

Naruto nodded and thanks to Anko, being amused about the prospect of Kurenai being with him, he couldn't help but think it too. Also note that Anko had some twisted humor.

"You hate red?" Shin asked him.

Naruto had told Shin earlier he hated the color red when Shin pulled out a red bandana and tied it to his right arm.

"Yeah, they remind me of some...troubling things."

He shivered remembering the eyes of the Kyuubi inside him and then Sasuke's and Itachi's eyes haunting him. And then the occasion of seeing blood spattered around, like Haku who was used as a tool and seen as a tool.

He'd seen too much red in his life, red was associated with anger too.

"No kidding, any good memories with red?"

He did, he remembered seeing Kurenai-sensei during the Chunin Exam. Kakashi had said that he was proud that he had defeated Kurenai's student Kiba, saying he knew he could do it all along and proved Kurenai wrong. So Kurenai sensei had not thought he could do it, and at first he was slightly broken hearted at this but then admired Kurenai more because she was faithful to her team. But even so she also had told Hinata to give him ointment after the fight to help Hinata with her feelings. She said to take the ointment, Naruto looked into her crimson eyes and they were so captivating he couldn't do anything but nod and take it. Her eyes were beautiful, they had always soothe him when he had chances to meet them.

"Yes, this one sensei at Konoha, has crimson eyes, they're crimson...and beautiful."

"See, red is not all that bad. You're the sun burst energy, Naruto. You like the sun, so never forget to shine because people love your light."

Naruto nodded and even hugged Shin, who was taken aback but didn't pull away nor did he hug back. "You need to be more flexible, Shin." Naruto said. "Don't be rigid, ne!"

"You gotta move your humps."

"What?"

And they spent the rest of the day trying to dance, which didn't turn out so bad. They were pretty good in break dancing and foot step, it went so far that they were doing many foot steps and hand movements, and doing the moon walk. They tried to be smooth with their bodies, but they weren't that good yet.

"Why are you learning to dance?" Shin asked.

"I heard from ero-sennin, the best dancers are the greatest in bed."

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Yata! End of my first chapter.

My plan was to introduce everyone that was introduce again the first time Naruto came, but then I got bored and thought to just bring the fun characters. xD And yes, I think Anko is fun. Haha.

Not very well written. But it's my first hit thing with this pair....O.o Experimental Fanfiction you might say.

Oh, yeah I made the time skip longer because if someone who have age difference were about to hook up, I don't care about the difference, I just want them to be adult to make it appropriate to others who possibly complains.

So I hope it was enjoyable!!

Anko would always be here if Kurenai is here. xD I always thought you can't have just one of them. x3

-Anne!!!