"Things aren't what they seem, Naruto." Says Sasuke non-chalantly for the millionth time in his life. "It's time for you to see why Uchihas are the supreme clan of Konoha."
"Fuck Sasuke, it was a friggin' joke, chill the hell out man!" Naruto yells out. Naruto always that Sasuke was emo. A little too emo…
"I don't take lightly to jokes Naruto. Well guess what? The joke's on you!"
Sasuke lunges at Naruto and spiral kicks him in the face. Naruto lands in a backflip and prepares the Rasengan, and, in perfect synchronization, Sasuke readies the Chidori.
"Remember what happened last time we collided with our famed techniques Sasuke?"
"What. Are you gonna pussy out?"
"Shut up you fucking emo!"
Sasukes cheek twitched.
"Aww. Sasuke's feelings hurt? Oh, go cut your wrist emo!"
Anger fills Sasuke's heart. Naruto's face was dancing around in his head saying the damned phrase, "Emo, emo, emo."
"You're going to die Naruto!!!!"
Uh oh! Sasuke gets anal when Naruto calls him…EMO!!!