Added Bonuses a.k.a. All For the Love of the Bogey Bugger Brothers
"Fine, GINEVRA. We'll give you –"
"The Salazar Slytherin chocolate frog card,"
"The Aberforth Dumbledore chocolate frog card,"
"AND the Ophelia chocolate frog card,"
"PLUS we'll throw in –"
"That limited edition album –"
"That the Bogey Bugger Brothers –"
"Released in 1859."
Ginny eyed them carefully. "You absolutely SWEAR on your shop that if I do this, you'll give all those to me?"
Two sets of identical teeth flashed themselves at her. "Aye."
"And that's all I have to do in front of Ron?"
Two sets of identical eyes twinkled down at her. "Aye."
Ginny squinted at them. "Fine. But you've to write a magical contract promising all this."
Two sets of identical cheeks reddened with anticipation. "Aye."
"And a pinky swear and spit handshake, as well."
"AYE!!" the twins giggled.
"Ah, you buggers. Let's go then."
One day, three hours, and thirty-eight seconds later…
Ginny Weasley took a big breath and faced the twins. "Here, in case I die." She shoved a long bit of parchment at their hands. Then, she gave them a mock salute and turned to face her impending death.
A split second later…
Ginny pounced on him as he rounded the corner. "AAUUR –"
"GINNY?!?!? WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Ron exploded at his sister.
"Mmmftrhoodoonw –" the victim said.
Ginny pushed him off and yelled, "QUIT TRYING TO PROTEST AND TAKE IT LIKE A MA –"
The victim pounced.
"Aaaanmmmmm, Draco." Ginny purred.
Ron fainted.
End.
Well, that was shit. I was bored, ah.