Author's Note: So I'm pretty sure this is something that no one besides me wanted or needed, but I'm putting it up anyway because I think it's adorable, I mean how cute is Lenalee getting all shy about asking her man to put on women's underwear and spank her? And how cute is Kanda actually loving her enough to do it? I mean D'awww. So yeah, that's what this is eventually going to be... a het lemon with crossdressing!Kanda, and fluffy kinky sex. The fact that I even had this idea is probably a sign there's something deeply wrong with me, but in any case, enjoy.

He was in love, god he had to be in love to be doing this. Of course, the way she'd asked hadn't helped.

It had all started earlier that day, Lenalee sitting next to him on the bed flushing, looking absolutely painfully adorable, as she bit her lower lip and knit her delicate brows.

"Yuu, can I ask you for something?" asked the raven haired girl, gazing up at her... what were they? Lovers sounded like something... Lavi would say, and boyfriend was too normal, exorcists didn't have typical relationships. She was his partner, and he was hers. In the field they had each other's back, and in bed... they had each other.

"Of course," he said, taciturn as always, even being in love wouldn't make the raven haired exorcist talkative.

"And you promise you won't think I'm weird?" she said, biting her lower lip and twirling the end of her long pigtail around her finger. He had to admit he was glad she'd grown her hair back out, he liked grabbing it when they made love, liked burying his nose in it, the scent of it, clean and vaguely floral, the way it felt sliding his fingers through its silken length. He was aware she felt the same about his, she always took great pleasure in removing the tie, letting the gleaming tresses fall round him before they made love.

"I promise I won't think you're weird," he said a little grudgingly

"Ok," she said, cheeks flushing even a bit pinker, "Kanda... if I asked you to wear something... special... for me... would you?"

"Che, yes," said Kanda getting a little irritated with her beating around the bush, but her big violet eyes turned up to meet his dark ones kept him from getting too angry. Really, how could he get mad with her looking at him like that. "Come on now, tell me," he said a bit more gently.

"Yuu, I want you to dress up for me... "

"So I gathered," said Kinda still looking at her in puzzlement. What could Lenalee possibly want him to wear that she was so uncomfortable asking about?

"I want you to wear lingerie for me," she said, bowing her head as if ashamed of herself.

Kanda's eyes widened. "What?" he asked, well that certainly explained her discomfort.

"Lingerie, you know pretty things women wear to bed, like that little pink nightie I wore on your birthday," she said.

"I know what lingerie is," said Kanda still looking more than a little shocked. Lenalee? His Lenalee wanted... that? If anyone else had asked the ponytailed exorcist to put on women's clothing, they would have found themselves cut very efficiently into tiny little pieces, but this was different. She made it different.

He nodded, looking at her. Trying to understand why she wanted what she wanted. Of course he'd been teased about his androgynous looks, not that his body wasn't clearly male, more than clearly on the lower half in fact. Despite his maleness, he was slender, lithely muscled rather than brawny, and his high cheekboned rather angular face with those startling dark eyes was also beautiful, though not soft, not like Lenalee's, but beautiful in its sharp aristocratic way, those full lips and shapely jaw, and then of course there was the hair, incredibly long and silky and the same jet black as raven's feathers. It was his sole vanity, brushing and caring for it, despite washing it with soap the rest of the routine surrounding it was... well elaborate. He licked his lips. The idea of putting on women's clothing, particularly women's underwear seemed just a bit embarrassing to him, but on the other hand, there was Lenalee looking up at him so very hopefully, gazing imploringly into his eyes. He melted.

"I'll do it," he said resignedly, "but if you tell anyone I'll... I don't know what but you won't enjoy it."

Lenalee of course instantly pulled him into an adoring hug.

"I was so scared you'd say no and never speak to me again," she said.

"I have to speak to you, we work together," said Kanda, somewhat missing the point, as he often did.

"..." said Lenalee, giving him a somewhat puzzled look. Even though it had been years since they'd become intimate there were still moments when she completely failed to understand him.

"So what did you want me to wear?" said the samurai in a resigned tone.

"Well, I went out and bought some things in your size," she said chewing her lower lip, "and I guess why don't you pick out what you'd be comfortable in," she added, twisting a lock of hair around her finger. "Um, I'd like you to leave your hair up to start with, and there's some makeup in there too... you don't need much, just a little eyeliner maybe?"

He could hear the excitement in her voice. How was he supposed to say no to her, no matter how ridiculous her request?

Thankfully it had been time for dinner after that, and they'd gone out to the dining hall, distracting themselves with talk about work and books and this and that.

-TBC-