ike was sitting alone int he woods staring at a brick wall as usualy when mia came up behind him
"hi ike" she screamed iunto his ear that ike got up and ran into the brick wall "oh its only you mia" said ike as he rubbed his owie "what are you doing here?"
"i came to tlk to you ecause u seem so lonly all the time" said mia
"not true" said ike "i have soren"
:'aw thats so cute! yoiu and soren make a great coplue" said mia
"im not gay!" yelled ike but everyone knew he was.
"oh yeah? then prove it"
"how" asked ike
"have sex with me of course!" said mia gigling. ike was blushing furilsy
"fine i will!" said ike and mia was surpsid
"i was only kidding i didnt think" but ten ike leapt atop her and riped off her shirt reveal a massive rack. "ike what are you doing!!!?!" ike began to feel her breats and mia mownd"
"im showign you im not gay!" yelled ike, he tehn pulled off hsi shirt revealing multiple needl marks and bulding muscles which mia loved. he tehn pulld of mias pants and then she was completely naked and iek got a bonar. but it was small becaus eof steroid abuse. then mia got on top of ike and then she mounte dihm and they were off. mia moaned real big and so did ike and they kept like this. then jsut as ike was goning to come soren walked in and he dropped his books.
"IKE!?!?" he yelled in a girly voice as suddenly ike threw mia off him and covered himself up. "this isnt what you think soren!"
"i dont buy that you WHORE!" and then soren used elfire on ike and he burnt to a crisp as mia ran away naked. soren ran off crying. then illyana came along and saw deep fried ike on the floor and ate him.
the end
(AN: I hoped you liek the ending i thought i was pretty funny pls read and revie