Retardedness sinking in. A little something with the Starwolf gang.
"Too bad UNCLE's not here ta see ya fail!" Pigma squealed, clacking the buttons on the controller rapidly. Andrew began to cry!
"Uncle Andross!" He yelled as the TV screen displayed the message 'Game Over for player 2'. Pigma flung the controller over his head. He did his victory dance and pointed a finger in Andrew's face!
"You can't beat me! I've got a better ship!" Andrew's face flooded with tears. Leon laid on the couch, reading a magazine. He rolled his eyes and picked up the controller off the sofa.
"I'll take care of you," he grinned. Pigma turned around, which made their whole ship rock slightly. His forehead forming a 'U' shape.
"Come on little man!" he prompted. The TV flickered on again. Wolf entered the room.
"Don't get to cocky…Leon." Leon stuck a tongue out at him and turned towards the TV screen. The two battled an intense battle. Leon on the red ship swooping by Pigma's blue ship. He hit the thrusters on the ship and elevated his wings to make a sharp turn around. Pigma did a barrel roll, then shot a few insignificant shots. Leon dodged them quickly. He grinned, pressing the joystick downward. He swooped in and shot his lasers as soon as Pigma came out of his constant barrel rolls.
"My beautiful reward," he shrieked, while Leon shot his ship down, not letting it hit the ground, bounce off, and crash. He brushed his shoulders off and dropped the controller to the floor.
"What the heck?!" Wolf stared, amazed at the speculation. Andrew pouted. He dropped to the floor next to Pigma and kicked him.
"You're not welcome here! We'll make sure you never win that game!"
Pigma snorted. He picked up the controller, gripping it tightly. Wolf stepped in front of Andrew.
"Can't allow you to do that, Pigma."
Pigma looked up at Wolf, dumbfounded with his mouth opened slightly.
"Oh, come on! I have no more good lines!" Pigma complained. Wolf shrugged, soon his stomach growled. Wolf contorted his face to on in pain. He fell to his knees, gripping his stomach tightly. Pigma snorted. Wolf groaned softly and fell into Pigma's lap. Leon came into the room a bit later while Andrew screeched like a monkey (ironic), out into the halls.
"OH MY GOD!!!! WOLF!!" Leon rushed over to the 'oh so hurt' Wolf. Pigma cradled him in his lap, everyone began to cry.
"Oh, Wolf. What could I do to make you feel any better?" Leon cooed. Wolf gripped Leon's shirt and yanked him forward.
"Bacon…" he choked. Everyone looked towards Pigma.