Correspondence Extraordinaire
Note 1 : So this just popped in my head and it had to come out. I APOLOGIZE! It is a complete parody and crack!fic!
Note 2 : English is not my first language, mistakes are mine! Kindly keep in mind that I am French. (That should explain A LOT... Comments and corrections welcome!)
Note 3 : this probably won't get your attention. But if it does. And you'd like to see conversations between characters or subject being talked about...Just let me know! :)
Disclaimer : If I owned anything I think I'd know it!
Thanks for reading!
From : MaRizzoli
To : DetRedSocks
Hoahz cagajn Iheg snefd mutltiepjjel iehernteion ?
From : DetRedsocks
To : Ma
Are you learning scandinavian with Maura again?
From : howdoesthisthingwork
To : JaneClementineRizzoli.
I need to send multiple invites for Thanksgiving. Was sending from my smartphone.
From : DetDontusemyfullname
To: Ma
Excuses Excuses.
Alright I'll do it.
From : DetRedSocks
To : Bass4ever; DetChogarKing; LtCavanaugh; SargentDogLove; DetFranky; TommyLydiaandTJ; KidneyCailin; Artistranscendent; Thedadwenevermet; MENDCEO
Subject : Thanksgiving
Ma is delighted to invite you all for Thanksgiving! Get ready for turkey, stuffing, PVR Baseball games and more turkey.
Any question should be directed to DetChogarKing aka Frost, official translator for MotherRizzoli
From : Bass4Ever
To : RedSocks
Subject : WHAT
THANKSGIVING IS IN TWO WEEKS! AT MY HOUSE ?
From : DetRedSocks
To : Bass4ever
Yup. Ma's cooking. You don't need to plan anything.
From : Bass4Ever
To : RedSocks
AND SHE INVITED HOPE ?! Oh my god why not invite PattyMobster ?!
From : PattyMobster
To : Bass4Ever, DetRedSocks
Cc: federalprisonemailcheck
Please note that any exchange with an inmate will be reviewed by our prison staff. Any unauthorized content will be deleted and the inmates privileges revoked.
Maura,
While I am deeply touched you'd want me for Thanksgiving I regret to say I won't be able to attend. Next time!
Love,
Your father.
From : Bass4ever
To : federalprisonmailcheck
Please don't let him contact me.
From : MEND CEO
To : DetRedSocks
Your email have been received by MEND CEO. We appreciate your support and value your opinion and will ensure you get an answer shortly,
Kind Regards
Dr. Hope Martin
MEND Ceo
From : DetRedSocks
To : MEND CEO
Oh Hope. As warm as ever. Can't wait to chit-chat over turkey.
From : MEND CEO
To : DetRedSocks
Your email have been received by MEND CEO. We appreciate your support and value your opinion and will ensure you get an answer shortly,
Kind Regards
Dr. Hope Martin
MEND Ceo
From : Artistranscendent
To : Bass4ever; DetRedSocks; DetChogarKing
I will be delighted to celebrate Thanksgiving. Will however not be able to celebrate on the planned date. Could we reschedule for, say December 24th?
Love to you Maura,
Your mother, Constance.
From : DetRedsocks
To : Bass4ever; Artistranscendent
Srsly?! O_O"
Your detective best Friend, Jane C. Rizzoli (the one with the curly hair)
From : Bass4ever
To : Mom1; DetRedsockstheonewiththebigmouth
I understand mother. Cannot do Thanksgiving on December 24. You are however invited since it is Christmas Eve.
Love,
Your daughter.
PS : I know I have more family members as of now but I will never forget that you are my mother.
From : KidneyCailin
To : DetRedsocks; Bass4ever
Srsly? The kidney joke is getting old don't you think? Will be there though. Mom too.
From : DetResocks
To : Thedoctorwhoonlyhadonekidney; KidneyCailin
NOPE! BURN!
From : Bass4ever
To : Detyoureintrouble; Cailinhalfsister
I appologize for Jane's manners. Delighted that you will attend. Regards to Mom2
From : IAMYOURMOTHER
To : Beloveddaughter; DetRedsocks
I will gladly join this lovely reunion.
Love,
Your mother, Hope
From : DetRedSocks
To : Bass4ever; SHEISYOURMOTHER
Talk about over doing it.
From : Bass4ever
To : Mom2; Mom1; DetRedsocksyourgettingonmynerves
Honestly you two. I won't forget your names. Nor the fact you are my mothers.
From : Mom1
To : Bass4ever; DetRedsocks
Cleared my schedule. Will be attending.
From : DetRedsocks
To : Bass4ever
*In an Elton John Voice*
CAAAAAN YOU FEEL THE JEALOUSSSSSSYYYYY
From : DetFranky
To : DetRedSocks
I feel destruction, chaos and drama this year for thanksgiving.
From : EvilDetRedSocks
To : DetFranky
Yes, but this time we'll be witnesses, NOT MAIN CHARACTERS!
From : DetFranky
To : DetRedSocks
GOOD POINT! O/ \O Will definitely be there then!
From : MotherRizzoli
To : DetFranky; DetRedSocks; Bass4Ever
Shouldn't we invite youlookhot ?
From : DetFrankylmfao; DetWHATHAVEYOUDONERedsocks; youcantlickmyface
To : Nomoreusingtechnologywithoutsupervisionma
NO!
From : Youlookhot
To : MaRizzolimakesthebestcookies; DetFrankyJr, DetHotRizzoli; DocunderthehoodI'd luv 2!
Thx Mrs Riz'!
Maura, Jane...If u change ur mind...
From : LLBFFs
To : youlookhot; MotherRizzoli; DetFranky
Still the first on our list!
From : MotherRizzoli
To : LLBFFs; youlookhot, DetFrankyJr
What is LLBFFs?
First chapter done! :)
So?
I have two more ready...Let me know if you want more!