Guys Day Out

Sora woke up on the sandy beach of Destiny island and saw the sun was nearly at its peak.
"Hm…" he whispered with a yawn.
"You are so lazy Sora… you're practically in that same spot everyday." An older voice came from behind. Sora pushed himself onto his right arm and smiled.
"Heheheh…" Sora laughed weakly at the silver-haired boy who in exchange rolled his eyes.
"Get up… Roxas and Axel are waiting for us on the other side of the beach. We decided when you were sleeping that since Namine, Kairi, Selphie and Ollete are having a girls day out in the city that just us guys'll have a day like that…" Riku explained heading into the small patch of forest. Sora, completely confused by Riku's comment, slowly nodded while he tried to put it together in his mind.
"Kairi, Namine, Ollete and Selphie having a girls day today?" Sora thought with a slight shiver at all the clothing they would look at. He stood and ran across the sand around the island.
"Roxas and Axel? Well, it's better then Xemnas and his 'When I was your age' stories…" Sora laughed running towards the two who sat on the edge of the pier.
"This is bo-ring…" Axel crossed his arms. Roxas put one hand behind his head and laughed nervously.
"I'm sure it'll be fine. Sora's full of surprises sometimes." Roxas answered between the weak laughs. Axel looked down at Roxas and rolled his eyes.
"Yeah and snoring. You don't think while we were pulling up that I noticed him? I'm not blind Roxas, he looked nearly dead if it weren't for his snores which I might add, traveled all throughout the area!" Axel crossly said. Roxas sighed and stood.
"You know, you were the one who asked to come, I wasn't forcing you to come." Roxas snapped.
"Oh look at me, I'm Roxas the almighty!" Axel shot back sarcastically as he stood.
"Jeez, you guys really can't get along without someone being here can you?" Riku laughed behind them.
"Look who's talking? I'm not sure if you remember or not but back at school you yelled at Sora for nearly throwing up on you." Axel grinned. Riku crossed his arms and puffed up his cheek.
"Don't bring that up. Anyone would yell if someone almost threw up on them." Riku whispered.
"Don't blame me neither… if Kairi hadn't done what she did with a certain someone then I would of kept my breakfast that day." Sora laughed as he slid to a stop. Dust slowly lifted off the ground until he stopped.
"Oh you mean when Kairi and her you know…" Riku laughed.
"Kissed?" Roxas quickly added. Sora started to blush and turned away from every. He quickly placed his fingers against his lips and made a gargling sound as if was going to puke. Axel laughed nearly tripping over the banister.
"Hah, who'd ever think Kairi and Namine would like each other that much? But I've seen weirder… right… Riku?" Axel asked with a small glare. Riku's eyes widened and Sora repeatedly waved his arms around.
"Don't bring that up!" Sora repeated over for about a minute.
"All 10 of us were drunk idiot! Actually, now that I remember, that when I realized that I liked someone else that wasn't Kairi. Especially after her and Namine made out… I think that peaked my interest." Riku whispered taking a quick glance down at the sickened boy. He looked back up and looked at Roxas in the eye.
"I'm not the only guilty one here. Roxas was the one who nearly burnt down the school with an 'experiment'. But I can safely say that, well; maybe… that Roxas is the only hetero here. I remember three summers ago that him and Namine were together." Riku stated smiling.
"Yeah, before I found out she was bisexual. Well, even then, I still went out with her because I thought she was cute but… she had her eye set on someone else other then me." Roxas sighed taking a quick look over to Sora.
"Hmph, yeah. I remember, she wasn't after Roxas after month 8. After 8 months of being together, she broke up with him and went for a special friend of his." Axel laughed. This time, he tripped over the banister into the water below getting his long red shorts and white t-shirt soaked. He poked his out of the water and spit out a mouth full of water.
"Serves you right for bringing that up. They I think are still together too… well, secretly." Roxas glared down at Axel and turned away. With one hand, Axel pulled himself out of the water and with the other tried keeping his shorts up.
"Can we talk about something other then this? I feel… I feel… Ugh…" Sora slowly felt his lunch starting to come up. Riku firmly patted Sora on the back with a small smile.
"Look who's talking? Little Sowa here was the first out of us all to try and pull something. Something… on me. Don't you remember Sora? In very first grade, you had a crush on both Kairi and me." Riku laughed weakly. Sora's eyes shot open and he pushed Riku back with his right hand while his left hand covered his mouth.
"I thought this was a guy day? Not a gay day… if we go to the city, we might accidentally bump into the girls and get stuck with them…" Roxas glared to the side with a small smirk.
"Oh yeah… but I know we are not going to the school… I hate it during the week, on the weekend, I'll go insane." Riku thought.
"I think the girls are near the north-west end of town near the school so I guess it wouldn't hurt to cruise around south-east?" Axel asked shaking off some droplets of water from his spiked hair. Riku hummed in thought and turned away from everyone. "Maybe."

Sora looked across the sand without caring and sighed. He watched as the birds, the clouds and the water drifted.
"So… bored." Sora thought slowly closing his eyes. "Maybe we can go surfing or something?"
Riku looked behind him at Sora and bit his bottom lip.
"I don't know, I remember the last time we went out on the water Sora. You didn't look too good." Riku cautiously answered. Sora sped around and looked at Riku with a smile.
"That was only because I ate something Demyx made! He's a terrible cook! I swear I won't pass out driving again!" Sora quickly stated nervously.
"Whaaat?" Axel asked shocked. His eyes open to full; his jaw dropped open and felt the pain run thru his legs. "I remember you 'slowing down' and nearly breaking ever damn bone in my body! I'm lucky I survived with minor injuries!!" Axel added. Roxas and Riku both laughed in sync as Axel vented. "Not only that but I think I should break nearly every bone in Demyx's body for nearly killing me now…" Axel glared out towards the city.
"Don't! I swore I wouldn't tell!" Sora spoke.
"Whatever we choose to do…" Roxas interrupted. "We better choose fast and good. My legs are getting hurt by just standing here." Roxas slightly whimpered as he rubbed his legs.
"Good point but what are we going to do?" Axel whispered tiredly. Riku clicked open his stainless steel, mp3 video playing, cell phone and hit speed dial 7. A small buzzing noise filled the peer from the constant silence and another click was heard.
"What?" a voice on the other end asked. Riku sighed and shrugged.
"I was wondering what you four were doing." Riku asked. A small pause was made before an answer.
"We're hanging out downtown having a coffee why?" the other asked back. Suddenly, before Riku could answer, a louder voice came.
"Is that my little brother?? Come on Cloud! Can I talk to him??" the other voice pleaded. Riku rolled his eyes slightly at the voice. "Kadaj."
"Oh it's just me, Sora, Axel and Roxas have nothing to do… so we were wondering if you wanted to hang out." Riku answered back. A longer silence was made before a quieter voice came onto the speaker.
"I wouldn't talk very loudly because I know you four are purposely trying to avoid the-" Cloud started to whisper until a higher voice came into clear.
"Hey Cloud! How's it going??" one voice laughed walking up to them. Before Riku could hear the rest of the conversation, the phone clicked off. Riku sighed and put away the phone.
"Well, apparently we can't hang out downtown unless we want to be seen by the girls. Also, I think Cloud, Kadaj, Squall and Barret are hanging out. So let's hope they survive from the brutal talking the five will give." Riku sighed with a shrug. He slowly wiped his eyes like he just woke up.
"Wait, five? I thought that it was only the four…" Roxas questioned. Riku smiled.
"Nope, Tifa hooked up with them; I just heard her address Cloud. So we can either go there and hope we don't get seen or just sit here being bored." Riku explained. Everyone gave it a minute before they answered.
"Well, I guess I'm alright going there if we keep our eyes open." Roxas answered. Axel sneered a little and nodded.
"I'm okay with it too… but we have to be careful, those girls are sneaky people…" Axel added.
"Well, okay if they see us, we'll give them Sora. After all, he did like Kairi a lot." Riku laughed. "Oh, and I'm not joking."
Sora looked at Riku with wide eyes.
"Riku!!" Sora pouted. Riku spread out his hand on Sora's face and placed his lips against his. Sora shot backwards and tripped into the water with fear.
"Oh sorry, that was just too easy." Riku laughed walking towards the side of the island where the boat was rocking back and forth. Axel and Roxas both cracked up and laughed their heads off as Sora sat in the water.
"Oh Sora, that was too easy! Hah!" Roxas laughed walking towards the area Riku was going to. Axel stopped laughing and held out his hand helpfully to help Sora out of the water.
"You seriously need to watch out. Riku pulled the same thing on me, Roxas and Kadaj. Can you believe it?" Axel laughed pulling Sora up. He looked up at Axel questionably
"Wait, he did it to his own brother?" Sora asked in shock. Axel nodded and fixed his hair.
"Yeah, all three of them. Riku's mysterious at times but if you can figure out when he's going to do that, you can read Riku like a book. That's how easy it is but of course, it isn't easy to find out when he'll strike next. Though some say ever since first grade, he's had and eye on you even though he's been trying to go after Kairi for everyone's eyes. If it got out that Riku was bisexual, everyone would consider him weak even though he's as strong as the darkness." Axel explained laughing. Sora sighed and shrugged.
"All I know is that I'm keeping my lips away from everyone male." Sora whispered slowly walking.
"But aren't you-?"

"Yeah… don't get me wrong, I don't deny that I'm bi but I won't express it." Sora quickly answered cutting Axel off. The two walked up to the boat quickly and got in after the others.
"So when we get there, what then?" Roxas asked. Sora climbed into the small, plastic but comfortable driver's seat of the motorboat. Riku sighed, laid back and closed his eyes.
"Beats me, how about not getting caught by the girls?" Riku answered with small sarcasm. Axel climbed down into the lower deck of the boat and pulled off his soaked shirt. The motor revved with power and they slowly started to move. Axel threw his shirt into the hamper and took out a six-pack of hefty Heinekens. He brought them up to the face of the boat and held them up.
"Well? Why not just surf the edge of the waters and have some little fun? At least if we get caught when we get there, we won't have to worry about caring!" Axel laughed. Sora kicked the auto-driver switch above his foot and removed his shirt leaving a smooth, 4-pack chest. He leant back and yawned.
"Don't fall asleep!" Riku yelled hitting Sora in the back of the head after a moment. Sora looked up at the smooth, bare chest of Riku's and stared for a minute.
"Yeah, yeah…" Sora pouted placing his shirt into the compartment under the wheel. Riku sighed, rubbed his eyes and clicked the CD-Player installed into the boat's face. Loud music boomed from the speakers that were installed all around the boat and the beat nearly made it shake.
"Woo!" Axel yelled running around the large face between the seats. Riku jumped down past the ladder that was there with beer in hand and joined in with Axel while Roxas sat in a beach chair sunbathing. Sora laughed and sat on the edge of the boat facing the city while the boat slowly drifted in the waters between the two lands. He sighed and leant against the near wall face.
"Isn't this great? A guy's day out!" Axel laughed nearly tripping over one of the chairs.
"Hell yeah, this alone is actually better then going to the stupid city trying to avoid those girls!" Riku smirked leaning against the edge and taking a sip.
"Avoiding us girls?" a voice came from behind. Riku choked on the sip and quickly turned around to see the four girls on another slightly gold-trimmed boat.
"Damn Sora!" Riku yelled running towards the controls that were up the ladder. Sora slightly turned his head where Riku had yelled and laughed.
"Oh I forgot to mention that the girls took Barret's boat didn't I?" Sora whispered smirking. Riku climbed the ladder to where Sora was supposed to be and saw that he was already in the waters. Kairi and Namine giggled as they saw Riku freak out. Sora dove into the water, swam underneath and appeared near the rear. Sora made a large splash with his formerly spiked hair and smiled. He looked up at Cloud who seemed completely miserable.
"Tifa made me… don't blame me." Cloud whispered. He looked behind him at where the girls were and slowly made his way onto the edge of the boat.
"Man overboard and don't save him!" Kadaj laughed jumping up onto the other edge. Both of them jumped at the same time and landed in the water with a big splash.
"Yo fools! You ain't leavin' me on here! Leaving me and Leon here??" Barret yelled waving his gun-arm around like a fist. He looked around and saw only the girls behind him. Leon appeared next to Cloud and laughed.
"Sorry Barret, I had too." Leon smirked diving under.
"Hmph, I remember that party you guys were talking about… it was I, Axel, Riku, Sora, Cloud, Squall, Kadaj, Barret, Vincent, Luxford, Demyx, Xemnas and Sephiroth for the guys. For the girls, it was Kairi, Namine, Selphie, Ollete, Tifa, Yuffie, Aerith, Quistis, Rinoa, Rikku, Paine, Yuna, and Larxene." Roxas suddenly said remembering. Axel nodded slightly and pointed to the boat next to them.
"Yeah, the party's main theme was thirteen. Thirteen guys, thirteen girls. Hmph, remember what Sora and Luxford did when they got so drunk?" Axel laughed sitting next to Roxas. He laughed and nodded.
"They got so drunk that they sun together! It was so slurred that no one even knew what those two were singing!" Roxas laughed. Across the space of water between the boats, the girls listened to the music and laughter.

"Guys are so weird…" Kairi whispered leaning against the side of the boat.
"You're just noticing that?" Ollete laughed.
"'scuse me but don't think it's us guys that are weird." Barret stated. He slowly opened his eyes and saw the small group pushing him over the edge of the boat.
"My booooooat!" Barret yelled falling into the water. A large splash, enough to be considered as a regular wave, came from the landing spot and splashed over Cloud making him dive under.
"And who said girls were weird?" Namine laughed walking away from the ledge. The ret of them laughed and followed behind her leaving Barret floating in the water.
"I didn't know you could float Barret…." Cloud joked. Barret's eye twitched as he swung his arm across the surface.
"What'cha say fool??" Barret yelled. Cloud ducked back under the water and swam under the boat towards the other.

"That was funny… I remember that night perfectly and it was hilarious for the most part." Roxas laughed already sat up. Axel nodded and stared at Roxas.
"I know what you mean by 'most part' Roxas." Axel whispered. Roxas' eyes shot open and he jumped back.
"D-Don't." Roxas stuttered trying to keep away from him.
"Aw c'mon!" Axel pleaded leaning forward. Roxas stared at Axel for a minute and sneered.
"I-I-I…" Roxas stuttered again and felt cold all of a sudden as Axel placed his lips against Roxas'. Roxas gulped and wanted to pull away but couldn't.
"Ooooooh!!!" Kairi and Namine wooed from the other boat together. Roxas shot backwards pushing the drunk Axel backwards.
"You two have nothing to say!! I know about the both of you!!" Roxas yelled. The girls held up their hands and showed him that they were holding each other.
"Yeah but we aren't afraid to show it!" Namine yelled.
"Now that's something I should be freaking out about…" Riku whispered calmly. "But luckily I won't remember any of this… at least not for a while."
Kairi and Namine slowly drew close to each other just as Sora and Riku walked up next to Roxas. The two girls locked lips and made Sora feel sick.
"St-stay the hell away from me Sora!! I-I- NO!!!" Riku yelled furiously as Sora puked all over his feet.

"Damn… you…"