The Prime life and high times of Little Sauske
By: SuperHyuga Yoshi-chan
Chapter 1: Enter… Chibi Sauske!
One shiny, beautiful day in Konoha, an emo citizen and his Chibi counterpart were indoors, enjoying the quiet of the Uchiha complex. But sometimes, things were quiet. Too quiet, to be exact…
"Hey Little Sauske! Just 'cause you're as dark as a bat during a blackout doesn't mean you can't spend some time with your friends." Said our favorite Uchiha Sauske.
"Sauske!" [But I don't wanna go outside!] Cried Little Sauske.
Little Sauske was just a Chibi, which meant that he couldn't really speak any sort of language. (Except his own name.) So half of the dialogue was telepathic talk, plenty of facial expressions, and hope that their Chibi owners could understand what they were saying.
*Sigh* "Sometimes I wonder if I'm too emo for my own sake! Well, like it or not, you're coming. I need to talk to Naruto about something anyway." Droned the ever so stoic Uchiha.
*Gasp! * "SAUSKE!" [Did you say…NARUTO? WILL LITTLE NARUTO BE THERE?! ] The little Chibi gasped.
"Eh, sure. Not that you should care anyway." Sauske implied.
"Saus-keeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Sauske!" [Then what the hay are we waiting for? LET'S GET READY!] Little Sauske ran to his room to get ready as fast as he could.
"Heh! Heh! Heh! That little teme…. Still I've got to admit, he's just like me when I was still innocent." The Uchiha thought to himself.
~20 minutes later~
"Hey there Little Sauske! Ready to go to the park?" asked the real Sauske.
"Saus-keeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"[Yeah! Let's go!]
"Okey doke, little man. Hey, this will be kind of fun for you to get out with your friends. Maybe, just maybe, Sakura and her Chibi might be there too. " Said Sauske. He then reached down to pick up his own Chibi. And for some strange reason, he seemed to be renewed with a sense full of hope and vigor.
"Well, little Sauske, I have a feeling that you n' I are gonna have a day full of adventure! Right, little Sauske?"
"Saus-keeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"[Right, my big carbon copy!]
{Chibi Sauske's point of view}
*Sigh* "Sometimes I wonder if they even try to understand what we say sometimes." Said my friend Little Naruto.
I just laughed at his facial expression, but I had to agree with him. Sometimes, that raven-haired boy of a bastard couldn't even comprehend the simplest of my sign language.
"I swear the only time he understands me is when I'm hungry. Then he either gives me ramen, or takes me out for some Ichi-Raku's. But one time I asked for some dango to go with my ramen. Guess what he said? "
I never got a chance to answer, because he butted in and replied. "He said 'No way, mister. I'm the one who takes care of the apartment and pays the landlord. So you can just forget it!' Yeah, right! As if looking for someone to train him and leaving me alone all yesterday is gonna cut it. Why, I oughta'…" Little Naruto was so busy bitching that he was surprised when somebody new entered the conversation.
"Well, Little Naruto, I think that it was kinda hard on the real Naruto for him to leave you behind like that." Explained the new voice.
"Oh n'ya? And who are you to talk, Lil' Neji?" Asked little Naruto.
"Oh. That's because every time Neji leaves me, he always says it eats him up inside." The little Chibi known as Lil' Neji then crossed his feet and looked down at his shoes. "N'ya, dude. I feel ya. Then again, Neji does say stuff like that from time to time." I inquired.
"Uh huh. Maybe you're just right." He sighed.
*Ahem! * "Uh, Hell-o! These are my problems you're listening to. Besides, you're not the ones that had nightmares about run-amok villagers trying to kill you! Naru-toooooooo…. Scary!"
*Tsssssssk! * "Ouch! Well, I've gotta give it to ya Little Naruto, but you officially have the weirdest and most scariest dreams ever!" Stated Little Neji.
"Oh, n'ya? Wait till I tell ya about this one dream I had weeks ago…" Little Naruto began.
Just then, who should show up to lighten the mood but Sakura! Thank God for Kami; ya know what I'm saying?
"Hey guys! Hey there, little Sauske-kun. So, what's the spice of the ramen bowl today?" She asked.
" H-hey Sakura-c-chan. We were just talking about our Chibi owners. That's all." I told her. NO, I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON HER!!!!!!! She just took me by surprise, that's all.
"Well, if that's what you're talking about, mine isn't so bad at all. Shoot, she's a great person. We go shopping at the mall, watch movies at the movie theater, and we even play Konoha's Next Top Model! Oh! And every night, she reads me one of her favorite bedtime stories. She's a load of fun!" Cried Sakura.
I, on the other hand, was starting to feel a little jealous. Her Chibi owner was pretty, got the most dates, and even spent time with her own Chibi! As for me: I was stuck indoors with a mopey, dopey, overgrown Menos Grande of a raven-head that only went outside when he needed to! Okay, forget feeling a little jealous. I was overly jealous!
That's when I got an idea that was so simple, that it was brilliant:
I would just innocently ask Sauske for some quality time! Haha! A plan so foolproof, it would be almost impossible to fail!
"Hey there little fella! You ready to go?" Asked the real Sauske.
"Sure thing!" I said. However the only words that came out of my mouth was: "Sauske! "
"Well, bye-bye everybody!" I shouted. "I'll see you all soon."
Little did I know of the difficult task that was coming up soon…