Title: First Prize
Disclaimer: Yami no Matsuei is not mine. Though with all the pretty bishies I wish it was.
Genre: Comedy
Series: Yami No Matsuei
Author Note: Uh...This is my first Yami No Matsuei fic so please be gentle. Either way it's a song fic based on a drinking Scottish song. I was inspired to put two and two together. XD I hope you get the laughs I did. The song fits Tsuzuki like a glove. P
Tsuzuki once again had drank alcohol that evening fair,
Wearing the blue plaid kilt had been the dare,
And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share
He fumbled 'round until he could no long keep his feet
And he stumbled off in to the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring-ding didle lidle la deo
Ring dye didley eye oh
He stumbled off in to the grass to sleep beside the street
About the time two young and lovely girls just happened by
One says to the other, with a twinkle in her eye
"See yon sleeping man, so strong a handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt"
Ring-ding didle lidle la deo
Ring dye didley eye oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
They crept up on the sleeping Tsuzuki quiet as could be
They lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring-ding didle lidle la deo
Ring dye didley eye oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment, then one said "We must be gone.
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along"
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied in to a bow
Around the bonnie star Tsuzuki's kilt did lift and show
Ring-ding didle lidle la deo
Ring dye didley eye oh
Around the bonnie star Tsuzuki's kilt did lift and show
Now Tsuzuki woke to natures call and stumbled for the trees
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt, and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says, to what's before his eyes,
"Lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize"
Ring-ding didle lidle la deo
Ring dye didley eye oh
Lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize