Based on a speech by Hillare Bellock
I like to read my self to sleep at night.
A thing that every honest man has done
It is said
But not as a thing he usually does.
Now i for the last three blessed years of life
Have never missed a night,
And what i need,
To buck me up,
Is sonic fanfiction!
The only fanfiction
I regularly
Read.
The uhh
Yu gi oh abridged series
Is wet and stogy as a letter bug
The, vampire twilight fiction
My just as well be dead
The uhh, mario fics
Have a tortureing kind of fun,
The Dragon ball Z
Is a sort of, mary sue,
The naruto
Are like a small, unpleasant weed.
I TAKE THEM ALL,
Because of sonic fics.
The only fanfics
I regularly
Read.
The fanfics for harry potter,
Start wars...
Kirby
Are things i could have written
On my head.
So are the fanfics for
Star wars
And as for fiction,
Written in the pokemonic,
I'D BURN THE BLOODY LOT!
And i am a fan!
Get me back to be with sonic fics.
The only fanfics
I regularly
Read.
Reader,
Have you perhaps read a book called-
Thoughts Upon the Ethos of the Affirmation Creed?!
No matter.
It is not a sonic fic.
The only fanfics
I regularly
Read.
Disclaimer- I am not flaming any of those. I am fans of all of them except for twilight and im not trying to say they are bad. I was only trying to day that sonic fanfics are good. So please don't flame me saying you are offended. if you do i will point you towards this disclaimer. Thank you. Goodnight.