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Peace Out

Welcome back, bitches!

It's your lovely friend, A. Who am I? Well, like the drag show Gossip Girl: That's a secret I'll never tell. What would the four of you do if I were to reappear?

Hannah-would fall onto her knees and worship me…again.

Aria-hon, I have no clue if you want to know

Emily-well…I think we all know what you would do.

Spencer-well…see Aria. I don't know about you.

Aria, Spencer, you two are very….confusing. Am I in love with a teacher? Am I in love with my sisters dead husband?

What about you, Hannah? You going to kiss my ass for as long as you live? Learn to hold your own hand, Hannah, because I'm sure not going to.

Emily…um, best of luck with everything. I'm sure you'll fine…erm…happiness.

Well, I'm going to go. Here's my cliché sign off: PEACE OUT!

-A