World Conference:
"Alright, alright, no more comments." America says, closing the book on his previous wacky suggestion. "Now onto the topic about my hamburgers around the world thing, I've come up with a bunch of reasons why we should do it!"
"America, can we wrap this up soon? I'm pretty sure Oliver is in my kitchen trying to poison the neighbors right now, and I'd rather not leave him unattended for much longer."
"Right, I'll make this quick, then."
Even America could understand the dangers of leaving one of the 2ps unattended, especially since just the week before he had returned to his apartment finding that Allen had left something of a 'mess' on his bed, and his couch, and his floor, and pretty much any reasonably-sized surface.
After the conference, England quickly disappeared to attend to Oliver, leaving the other countries to discuss their own 2ps. None of the countries get along with their slightly insane counterparts, some even less than others. America ranted on and on about how Allen constantly lures women(and occasionally men) to his house and makes a mess of the furniture.
"That is nothing!" France objects, "At least yours lures them instead of taking them by force! He's simply a disgrace! He just can't seem to understand that it's wrong!" ((France goes on a long rant about true love, but I'll skip it since no one actually listens to it anyway))
"Mine is so rude, aru!" China says while France was still ranting, "He doesn't listen ever and whenever he come to my house he smell like drug, aru."
"Kuro is quite rude himserf, actuarry..." Japan added quietly.
"Out of all the 2ps, yours seems to show up the most, Japan." America said, thinking about the various things Japan's 2p had done to him when he took over.
"Werr, he is quite difficurt to manage..." Japan said defensively.
"He's done much more than 'rude' things to me, aru," China said
"Werr, rike I said, he's a bit difficurt..."
"Hey, Russia, you haven't said anything yet, dude," America said, attempting to keep China from picking on Japan.
"Well, that's because I have nothing to say about it."
"Doesn't your 2p just drive you crazy?" America asked, "Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen your 2p."
"You never really talk about 'im either," France added, having completed his rant.
"Yeah, what's that all about, Russia dude?" America asked suddenly
"Huh? Well it's because I don't have a 2p..."
"What? But every country has a 2p... Are you sure man?" America says
"For once, the American is right," France adds, "Per'aps you just 'ave not met your 2p."
"No way, man! Russia's way older than you, and you've met your 2p!"
"He's much older than you too, stupid American!" France shouts.
"There is nothing to discuss, there is no 2p!" Russia says angrily and leaves. The countries stare at the departing Russia in a mixture of shock and fear at his sudden outburst. But then again, it was Russia after all...