Disclaimer: I don't own Ouran High School Host Club. I'm just a member.

Tamaki was extremely,extensively, and empathetically happy. So happy you will not believe. It's like when you wake up and realise you can eat whatever kind of cereal you want. It's like when you dance to Spanish pop music with a hipster. He was so damn happy. Why, you ask?

1. BECAUSE HE IS TAMAKI

2. BECAUSE I AM JOHN LENNON(ONLY ON WEDNESDAY)

3. BECAUSE HE ACQUIRED A UPRIGHT PIANO-FORTE

He ran across the city(upright in tow of course) to...drumroll please...

Kyoya's casa.

Le gasp

Tamaki(out of breath, but still unbelievably ecstatic) almost knocked down the door. A small house elf opened the door before Tamki broke it down. Lucky door.

"Are thou here see master? Or master's son? Or master's pet aardvark? Dobby would like to know" the house elf creaked at the boy. Tamaki fainted from the bad taste in music that was radiating off the creature. You could tell it listened to American auto tuned pop in its spare time(no hate, thanks).

SUDDENLY

Kyoya came to the door. He was wearing a chartreuse sari and punk bunny slippers. Now that's what I call hardcore. Damn rich people. They're so trippy. Tamaki stood up and waved his hands wildly in the air.

"Mommy, I found the perfect weapon for fighting the zombie hordes" he cried, displaying the upright. "They don't stand a chance against this beauty!" the piano barked in agreement. Kyoya blinked.

"Tamaki, do you know what time it is?" Tamaki scratched his head. "Uh" he replied "Time to plan world domination?" Kyoya tapp danced nervously for a minute then nodded his head.

"No. It is two in the morning, which means Horrible Histories is on air now. And the zombie apocalypse is not going to happen." and he closed the door.

WHAT NO. COME OUT AND APOLOGISE TO THIS POOR BOY said no one.

Tamaki was happier than he had been before. Why? I mean, he was just party to some bitter REJECTION.

He was happy because nothing was wrong with Kyoya. He was still his horribly dull self. Tamaki was also happy because if house elves were real, zombies had a good chance of being real too. And he had the most kick ass way of defeating them.

MUSIC

IT'S SO BLOODY USEFUL

Always remember that, and you'll go far. I promise. Or I guess Tamaki could give you different advice as a refund.