A/N: I am reposting all my old stories for account reasons. This one was from a year ago.
A/N: Hi, I'm 12. This is my first time posting here. I hope you like it. BTW, this is a PARODY! I plan to write more. Enjoy!
Eisenhower Holt was in a bad mood. Ever since he and the whole Holt family had won the clue hunt, conquered the world, and put themselves into total power, he usually hadn't felt quite so sour. Except when puny little imbeciles like Nellie-whatever-her-name-was pulled a stunt like this.
"WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A PURPLE RUNNING SUIT?" he screamed. Nobody in the Holts new 'Body Builder' hotel bothered to look up. The whole world now knew not to mess with a Holt.
Nellie looked like she was about melt into a puddle from fear. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" she cried desperately, "They sold me a defective pink one at the new Holt-a-Ramah store!" Secretly, Nellie thought this was a pretty dumb name for a clothing store when all it sold was running suits, "And I only bought it because they sold out in, like, two seconds when you made that new rule about only wearing purple ones or else we'd have to, like, meet you!"
Eisenhower balled up his fists. The rest of his family came up behind him. Madison leaned in menacingly,
"Well sorry just ain't gonna cut it, dumbo." Regan popped up from behind her.
"When are you gonna squish her dad? Why did we even hire her as our maid anyway? We don't really NEED another one, so it would be ok to clobber her, right?"
Eisenhower was a little annoyed. "We aren't going to squish her, just FINE her," he barked. Hamilton got out his now fat wallet.
"How much does she owe us, dad?" Eisenhower thought for a moment, then replied,
"Let's see. Crime: breaking the law of only wearing PURPLE running suits. Punishment: One hundred Holters!" He chuckled, "Hand it over, Netty, or whatever!" Nellie sighed as she took out the new Holt designed dollar bills. Nobody ever got her name right.
"Wow, Honey Bear," Mary Todd gushed, "I just LOVE the new money system we created." Eisenhower grinned as he sent the maid off and pushed the elevator button.
"Holt FORMATION!" He yelled. As his family got into line, Eisenhower felt his happy mood return.