Mr Humphries was sat in bed reading when Mavis climbed in beside him "What are you doing Mr Humphries" "I Was reading about Millstone Manor and it lists all of your family apart from your Mother there's just a big question mark next to it so who is your Mother dear" he replied "well I Was born during the war and my Mother was apparently a land girl" "Like Mrs Slocombe you mean but she denies even sleeping with Mr Moelturd. Wait OH my she could be your mother!" Mr Humpheries replied shocked to the core, upon saying it however he jumped out of bed and grabbed his dressing gown and bunny slippers and ran to Mrs Slocombes room "Oh damn she's locked it"