this is my first guide so don't be mean oh and i got an e-mail from someone on my youtube account(starfire1996)turns out he helped make Jimmy two shoes and he said heloise is not human and she's between 300 and 400 years old!!!!!!!!!
Blackfire Inc. presents to you the HELOISE unit.
Name:Heloise
species: unknown =girl=
height:4'3
weight:100lb
Congrats you now own a HELOISE unit upon reciving the unit it is recomended you have a lab prepared unless you wish to have a shortage of house hold appliances.
Your HELOISE unit comes with the following:three red dresses,a Jimmy doll,and a free coupon for three dollars of our DORKUS unit.
Note:do not insult the HELOISE unit.
Note:do not expose the BEEZY unit to the HELOISE unit.
Note:do not try to keep the HELOISE unit away from the JIMMY unit.
NOTE:BLACKFIRE Inc. IS NOT RESPONSABLE FOR INJURIES RECEVED FROM INGNORING THESE NOTES
The HELOISE unit is extreamely intellegent and will easly adapt to customs langues and HELOISE unit has many talents:
Inventing
Whitty comebacks
destorying stuff
sarcastic remarks
fighting
buliding sercret Jimmy shrines
revenge
bullying
protecting you from bullying
evil stares and laughs
your HELOISE unit may develope other talents due to her brain compacity
to have a happier HELOISE unit we suggest buying a JIMMY unit so she is not lonely and a DORKUS unit so your family pet does not suddenly grow wings.
if you have any problems please feel free to alert the company
This product is a copyright of Blackfire Inc. Any copyrighting and we will have an army of MOLITOV units ready to destory your house and take away your HELOISE unit and any other unit you own.
We are not responsible for any damage done for the act of copyrighting our product.
NO REFUNDS