For Arceus' sake. Maxie glared across the beach, eyes constantly being drawn to the nearly shirtless leader of team Aqua. Damn. He cussed under his breath; how many trench coats would he have to send that fucker before he'd get the idea and wear a proper shirt?
Just because they weren't a thing (at his insistence of course) didn't mean that Maxie was alright with his sometimes lover cavorting about on display like that. Granted this was a private beach, and Maxie was the only one around to see him, it didn't stop his blood from boiling. Of course that damn ocean-humper didn't care that his shirt was dangerously close to exposing one or both of his nipples, Archie spots him, and comes striding over.
"Hey fire head." He smiled, coming too close for comfort, awkwardly touching Maxie's arms.
"Why do you insist on exposing yourself?" Maxie growled, brow scrunching.
"What?" Archie tilted his head.
"This." He ran his finger around the collar of the coat, he pulled it slightly.
"It pisses you off?"
"What do you think?" He growled, wrapping his arms around Archie's shoulders.
"Good." Archie leaned down, kissing the shorter roughly, his beard irritated the smaller man's skin almost immediately.
"Fuck you." Maxie hissed, nails digging into Archie's shoulder blades.
"You know that's not how it works fire head." Archie rumbles, his hands threaten to tear off Maxie's own coat.
"Rip another one of my jumpers and I bite your dick off you stupid pirate."
"Have to put it in your mouth first, firefly." Archie whispered back against the smaller man's lips.
"Bitch." Maxie whispered.
"Dick."
"Hobo."
"Prick." Archie pushed them both to the sand with his final declaration.
Maxie made an angry sound when he realized he was trapped under Archie. He remedied that by violently turning them so he was on top. Archie held his hips to steady him, smirking up at the fiery red head.
"What?!" He growled at the pirate, who tugged him down slowly.
"You're fucking hot when you're murderous." Archie rumbled into Maxie's ear.
"I'm hot all the time you dumb little shit." Maxie sighed, enjoying Archie's wandering hands as they regressed back into kissing, just as violent and eccentric, but there was more peace to it.
"You still need to wear a shirt." Maxie said when they broke their kiss.
"But then you wouldn't see my god like body as well."
"But neither would every other fucker on the planet."
"True. But you're the only one who gets to see me naked."
Maxie paused. Looking down at Archie consideringly, biting his lip and weighing the options.
"Alright… but you can't wear your speedo around other people."
"Fair enough. As long as you don't take any clothes off around anyone else ever." Archie grinned up at him, fingers twitching up under Maxie's jacket.
"I can live with that. Now kiss me you stupid pirate."
"Gladly."
Ta-Fucking-Da.-Sirix M.M. Xiris