Initial Impressions

Xemnas had called for an organization meeting. All 11 members were piled up in the main meeting room. It had been announced that a new member was joining.

The doors opened and in walked in a young woman with blue eyes and blond hair with two tresses jutting over the rest.

Xemnas introduced the new member, "This is Larxene, and she will be number 12. Her power is—"

But he was interrupted by Axel who shouted, "Ooh, it looks like we finally gotta chick." A promiscuous smile appeared on his face.

"Shut up you sex addict," Xigbar muttered.

"Oh don't worry Xig, you'll always be my number one. I'd just like to try doing it with an actual girl for once."

The new girl, clearly not pleased to be made fun of, turned to glare at the redhead.

A moment of staring later, "What the hell is on your head?"

"What's on my head?" Axel reached up and patted his head, searching for whatever the girl was talking about.

Suddenly, an apologetic expression appeared on Larxene's face.

"Oh, sorry, it took me a moment to register that red crap was hair."

A few organization members sniggered and Axel's face turned as red as his hair.

"Way to be a bitch, newbie."

"Same to you, porcupine-head"

Larxene smiled wickedly at Axel as more organization members cracked up.

"Like you can talk, what's with your hair? Are those things antennas?"

Larxene's smile vanished.

"Ooh, did I touch a nerve? Hm? You look like a giant mutated bug. Oh, is that your power? The element of bugs? That's worse than Mar-Mar's flower power."

The members laughed harder, each waiting to see the new girl's reaction. Except Marluxia who was pouting at Axel, "There's nothing wrong with enjoying the beauty of nature."

"Number 8, I would advise you not to tease Number 12," Xemnas scolded Axel.

"Why would I care what this bitch think—"

"Crash!" A giant bolt of lightning flashed through the room, silencing laughter and blurring vision. The floor shook from the impact of the bolt; pieces of tile were blasted across the room.

Once the organization members regained their sight they could see that Axel had flung himself from his seat and was now staring at a smoking crater where he was sitting seconds before.

"Holy crap! What the—"

Another flash of lightning and a crashing sound, shaking the room once again. A second smoking crater appeared. Axel had dodged it by a hair, a red gravity-defying hair.

"Frick, you're one messed up bitch!"

"I suggest you shut up before she messes you up," Xaldin hissed.

"TOO LATE!" Larxene was now in a massive rage. A flurry of lightning was dancing over her entire being, creating a horrifying halo around the girl. "YOU"RE DEAD!"

Axel's face went white, "Shit!"

Then he fled the room with a very angry and scary Larxene chasing after.

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Author's Note:

Since writer's block has set in, sunwindandwaves gave me a prompt to do. It had to be a Larxel and had to do with "Initial Impressions." So this is the crap that I came up with. Note that Axel would have used worse language like using another F word instead of "Frick" but i wanted to keep the cursing at a low level.

There might be a sequel, because I cut out the ending I wrote because it was cracktastic but I feel like I need to add it. So I'll probably add it in as an extra.