This is a sequel to my good friend DwarvenWarrior's 'Shampoooooooo'! It was good and humorous so I thought it needed a tribute!
"La la la di da!" hummed Miranda Hart, who was currently rummaging through her bag. Where was it? Where was her conditioner?
"STEVIE! DID YOU STEAL MY CONDITIONER?"
"Errrrrrrrrr nooooooo!" said Stevie as she washed her hair with conditioner with 'Miranda' clearly written on it in permanent pen.
Miranda stormed up to Stevie with a pout on her usually comedic face.
"Yes you did! Give it back!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"YES!"
"Yayyyy!"
"What? Noooooooo!"
"Haha!"
"Hmph!"
"My conditioner... myyyy presciousssssss!"
No offence to any Miranda fans ( I am a huge Miranda fan!)
There! Hope you liked it!
