My Despicable Girlfriend

SasuSaku (Sakura and Sasuke paring)

By: Azn-Gurl868

Rated: T (Mature content and coarse language)

Summary: Sasuke meets Sakura who is dealing with the pain of breaking up with her fiancée. Before knowing it, Sasuke is chained to the aggressive and delusional woman that is Sakura. They develop a relationship where Sasuke is the ragdoll of all her doings-switching him shoes when her feet hurt while wearing high heels, telling him to jump in the water to check out deep it is... But the question was: Did fate want them to be together?

Chapter 1 – Women are Trouble

Uchiha Sasuke dragged his luggage behind him as he got out of the airport. He came from a town further south in Japan. He was accepted into a college specializing in business, thus, making him move to a bigger city that was Tokyo. Opportunity is calling, his father said numerous times. Once in a taxi, his phone vibrated in his pocket, indicating an incoming text message. He read…

From: Dobe

Hey, Teme! R U in Tokyo yet? Meet me Kyushiba Park ASAP.

He replied…

To: Dobe

I'm on my way. Shut up.

Telling the taxi driver the park's name, he was on his way to meet his best friend Uzumaki Naruto that was attending the same college as him as a philosophy major. Naruto was also his roommate. He swore when they were little that the Dobe wouldn't make it to college. They made bets as fifteen year olds. He'd had to give Neji the money he won then. Even after being kicked out of two public schools and stained his permanent record, it was practically a miracle.

Later, he strolled around the park, looking up at the tall buildings behind it and the vast artificial lake that spread. Where he lived, the buildings didn't stretch his long. Naruto moved out of their town six years ago because of loaning problems his uncle had with a gang. He'd get beaten to death if he was found here in Tokyo. By that time, Naruto had gotten use to the city. Sasuke didn't know what to expect.

"Teme!" Someone shouted.

Snapping out of his daydream, he saw the familiar blonde boy running his way with that cheesy grin he always wore. When he reached Sasuke, he took his luggage for him.

"You idiot. Why do you have to yell? Everyone's looking now," Sasuke said.

"Hello to you too," Naruto said, sneering. "Where's your cousin? I thought he picked you up at the airport." he looked around for the boy.

"Oh, I didn't tell you. He died."

"What? Serious?" Naruto shook his head. "Death, man… Death sucks."

His cousin Sai died suddenly a month ago. He drowned in the ocean. Sai left his mother—Sasuke's aunt Sayuri—to live for herself. With his absence, Sasuke's mother encouraged her son to call his aunt more often because they feared that she would go into depression. Sasuke remembered getting his cheeks pinched every time Aunt Sayuri came down to visit his family. She moved to Tokyo a little after Naruto did. Now being in the same city again, part of his duty was to visit her regularly now.

"Meanwhile," Naruto began. "Let's cheer ourselves up by sticking to the happier subjects."

Sasuke stared at him silently, not knowing why Naruto was bobbing his eyebrows.

"You know…" the blonde nudged him. Sasuke remained silent. "Sex, you bastard!"

He rolled his eyes. Naruto was known for fooling around with the girls in middle school. Sasuke was never one to join in, even though he was a piece of eye-candy and it would be no trouble for him to pick up a hottie of his choice, he stayed away from women. They're trouble, he said many times.

Naruto looked around the park for potential women he would sleep with. He pointed to a brunette. "Yes." Two blondes. "Yes, yes." A tall woman who had the legs of a model. "Yes!"

"Let's make this easier. Is there anyone in this park that you would not sleep with?" Sasuke asked, snickering.

"Probably… A few."

"Tch."

"Oi!" He turned his whole body to him. "I'm a young male near or at my sexual peak. Don't hate me for following my evolutionary blueprint."

"I didn't say that I hated you."

Naruto's attention was taken by a tall girl with red hair. "Definitely yes."

Sasuke continued anyway. "I'm just not interested in women right now. Maybe in the future, I'll think about dating."

As he started to walk away slowly, Naruto followed behind. "Wait… Are you gay?" the blonde questioned, squinting his eyes as he wondered if he should switch someone roommates.

"No, you idiot," he said, smacking him on the side of his head. "I have other priorities."

Sasuke stopped walking when Naruto did. "Woah! Careful, Sasuke. If the death of your cousin taught us anything, it's that we must live! Live, Sasuke! Live!" he chanted.

"Shut up or keep it down, Dobe."

A line of female joggers walked by as Naruto ogled them. "Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes!"

"In your dreams pervert!" one of them called back.

He obviously spent too much time with Jiraiya.

He looked back at Sasuke. "I mean, you might like it! It might even be good for you. Do you seriously claim there is no woman within your field of vision at this moment with whom you would sleep with, no questions asked?"

Sasuke replied with a "Tch," as he glanced around the park casually. His eyes caught on something pink. He realized he was looking at a woman with pink, vibrant hair. She wore a beige coat, a long scarf that was wrapped around her neck, a black hat and black go-go boots. The said girl had bright, green eyes that Sasuke could pick out from a distance. Her white, long legs were slender. She was arguing with a man. Their voices were echoing in the park.

"Excuse me, but you should be," she said.

"I'm done with you. I'm outta here."

"Fine. Goodbye! Good luck with the rest of life."

Naruto followed Sasuke's glance. "Wow, you open big," he muttered.

The woman departed with the guy and walked the other director, almost tripping on her own feet as she angrily clutched her bag.

"She's not particularly coordinated, but very hot," Naruto observed. "Good call. A definite yes."

"I didn't say I wanted to sleep with her," Sasuke said, objecting. "She's just distracting, with that pink hair and all."

"Well you were staring at Pinky pretty good."

"You live your way and I live mine. Don't butt into things."

"Fine!" Naruto said with his hands in the air. "So where are you headed after you drop off your bag?"

"I have to visit my aunt and let her pinch my cheeks and tell me how much I look like Sai. She's got a girl she wants me to meet," Sasuke replied, sounding not particularly excited about anything so far.

Because he was single and in his earlier twenties, his aunt assumed he was miserable and lonely. She decided to make her it her responsibility to find him a girlfriend. The aunts especially liked to talk amongst their chatty friends about their single nephews and nieces, setting them up and then laughing about it afterward in their next gathering.

"See? Even your aunt is telling you to live."

"Put a sock it in, Dobe."

``•``•``•``

Sasuke rubbed his cheek as he headed for the subway. His aunt offered him a batch of cookies and milk like he was five. Of course, the cheek-pinching session took a toll on his face. The girl his aunt was supposed to introduce didn't show up. Sasuke was relieved rather than upset. Blind dates were out of the question for him. He planned to meet a woman in a library or out in the court playing a sport. He wondered what would have happened if she turned out to be a complete psycho.

The subway in mid-day was packed. There was a man playing his violin, asking for change and a group of guys skating down the sides of the stairs like idiots who screamed to be injured. As he made his way down to his terminal, he saw a woman leaning over the edge of the platform, waving her scarf.

"I'm free and I'm loving it!" she shouted down the tunnels.

She was obviously drunk judging by her swaying movement and slurred speeches. Sasuke looked around for anyone else who noticed her. He seemed to be the only one.

"Train, where are you?" She leaned dangerously closer, looking like she was about to fall in. "Choo-choo! Train, I see you!"

The train made its way around the corner, moving in at a high speed. Sasuke blinked and saw an image for a moment that he did not want to see happen in a few seconds…

"Oi!" he yelled, running for her. He pulled her back by her shoulder just in time before the train zoomed past her nose. Her hat fell to the ground, revealing a mass of pink locks. With surprise, he realized it was the same girl back in the park whom Naruto referred to as Pinky.

She stared silently at him for a moment, her green-emerald eyes boring to his. Her cheeks were red and her pale lips were slightly parted as she stared at the handsome man with the dark, spiky hair. She picked up her hat and dusted it off on her leg before staggering toward a group of people. He curiously watched her with horror.

"Hey, kid!" she said, prying off a boy's earphones from his head. "Give the gentleman your seat." She gestured to an elderly man who stood. The woman slapped his head before he finally got up, cursing.

"Do us all a favour and don't wear pink!" she called back to him. The old man thanked her as he sat down.

The peculiar girl turned back to look at Sasuke, reaching her hand out slowly. "Darling," she said before passing out on the ground.

Everyone in the terminal looked at him, telling him to pick up his girlfriend with their eyes. They were unfortunately mistaken.

"Me? No, I'm not this girl's… You can't possibly think that…" He sighed, realizing he couldn't say anything to defend himself. So, he pulled her off the ground and laid her on the bench. The girl shifted on her spot, getting comfortable. She had the scent of Tequila.

"Women are trouble," he muttered to himself.

His train came and the others rushed to get in and find a seat. Putting her purse underneath her head, he rushed to catch it. He looked out the window of the train at the girl who was unconscious on a bench and the men who glanced at her as they passed. Sighing again, he got off the train just before the doors closed.

The train speeded away behind him.

``•``•``•``

He was in Tokyo for a total of four hours and he was already caught up in trouble. Sasuke managed to carry her out of subway on his back, telling himself that he wasn't touching her inappropriately. A lawsuit was the last thing he needed. Besides, he didn't want to get involved. He didn't want to meet her again after everything was over.

"Taxi!" he called as the yellow cab neared. "Take me to 11th Ave."

The driver rolled down his window, asking "Is she dead?"

He tossed her on the back seat. "Wha-? No, she's fine. She's… my sister."

Once he arrived at the dorm rooms of Gakugei University, he looked through the glass front door and saw the security guard reading a book by the elevators. He couldn't get past him with an unconscious girl draped on his shoulder. It'll look like he raped her. It could mean that he would get expelled. Not to mention serving time in jail.

He made his way around the back alley, climbing up the fire escape stairs that leaded to all the windows in the dorm. Although she was heavy, she wasn't fat. Just muscular, he believed. He saw the back of Naruto's head as he fell asleep watching something on TV. Sasuke tapped his shoe on the window. Naruto woke and looked around.

"Behind you, Einstein," he said. "Open the window."

Naruto rubbed his eyes. "What are you doing out on the fire escape?"

"Just open the window." Her weight was cutting off the blood circulation in his arm.

"Woah! Is that the girl from before? You drugged her!" he said with wide eyes.

He scoffed. "Are you crazy? No!"

The blonde opened the window as far as it could go, helping Sasuke bring her body in. "Why did you bring her here?"

"She passed out in the subway."

"I said talk to her, not knock her unconscious!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Just pull her in head first."

"Gah, she smells like liquor."

After they got her through the window, they let her lay on the couch as Sasuke went in as well. He looked back once in a curious thought of security cameras planted outside the dorms.

Naruto looked down at the girl with his arms crossed. "Well, we're in trouble."

``•``•``•``

For the last half hour, they sat in front of her and talked in whispers, trying to create a plan. Sooner or later, someone was going to find out that they brought a girl in a dorm. To make matters worse, she was unconscious.

"You just had to take her home, didn't you?" Naruto said, starting up a lecture.

"Then do you prefer that I leave her alone in the subway?" Sasuke pressed.

"You," he pointed at Sasuke's chest, "have technically kidnapped her."

He crossed his arms and leaned back. "She'll wake up soon and… walk out of here with shame and we won't ever have to see her again."

"Fair enough." He shrugged. "So did you talk to her?" Naruto asked, wanting to know all the details.

"Not really." The only word he had said to her was "Oi!" before she might have died in front of his eyes.

"What is she like? Is she nice?"

Sasuke scratched the back of his head, pondering. "I don't know, but I have a feeling that she's not."

Someone banged on their front door. "Security! Open the door!"

AN: Ta-da! This was the first chapter for another Sasusasu fanfic that some of you have been asking for. This one is based off the movie My Sassy Girl. I'll update ASAP. In the meantime, reviews would be appreciated!