Can You Keep A Secret?

Me and my friend have written this story based on a great book by Sophie Kinsella. We have no idea how it's going to turn out to be. It's a Kai/Rei fic so if you don't like yaoi don't read (seriously don't!) Just so you know Kai's a little out of character, but only in his thoughts.

Disclaimer: Would we seriously be wasting our Saturday night writing this if we owned Beyblade? Think about it.

Chapter 1 Turbulence Trouble

The Bladebreakers are currently on a plane to England. (A.N just thought you ought to know.)

***Kai's POV***

Shut up. Shut up. Shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. For the love of god shut your trap before we all become suicidal! Kenny's rambling on about… hang on what is he on about?

 Right, come on Kai block it out. Think nice thoughts. Winning. Beating Tyson to a pulp. Strawberry ice-cream (no one must EVER find out). Peace and quiet. Rei's ass…

OH. MY. GOD!

I did not just think that!

"Shit. Kai what was that?" Ok Rei is on my arm. Will someone please get him off my arm?

"I think it was just a bit of turbulence, calm down. And… err… can you get off my arm?"

Damn I made him blush! Ahhh he looks sweet when he blushes. Did I just say sweet, did I just say Rei looks sweet?

"God this is bad turbulence" I say to Rei. Obviously, it didn't help as he is now back on my arm.

"I hate flying. I hate flying. I hate it so much. We're all going to die. We are all going to DIE!"

"Rei, we are not…"

"I haven't done anything interesting with my life!"

"Apart from becoming the world class beyblader Rei Kon and…" getting yourself a pretty fine ass… DO NOT SAY THAT OUT LOUD KAI YOU FOOL!

"No one knows about my hair extensions…" No way! "no one's told Kenny he can be such a boring git…" god don't we all know it though "I watch Pretty Woman when I'm feeling down"

Ok. Is Rei spilling all his secrets to me? It must be some kind of trauma thing to do with the turbulence. Should I stop him?

AS IF!

"I still need to tell Mariah that she's a cow…" well that's one less thing for me to do.

***one hour later***

OK is there anything I don't now know about Rei?

"I'm petrified of ghosts," obviously not. Should I tell that we've landed?

"Rei we landed 10 minutes ago."

"Oh"