The Adventures of Hermia and Lysander!
Starring: Hermia and Lysander!
And with the fairies!
Disclaimer: We don't own this. Yay.
Chapter One: "Lord What Fools These Mortals Be"
Hermia and Lysander were walking down the hallway of their house. Hermia had on a maroon dress with a white lacey thing on the outside. He was wearing a green suit. With a dickie. Because since they got married, they got a house! Cause that's what married people do!
Anyway they were walking down the hallway. The doorbell rang. Lysander answered the door. It was Helena and Demetrius! Helena was wearing a purplish bluish dress with a fake corset on the front. So she felt special, because she felt special with the fake corset. Demetrius was wearing a slimy maroon suit. That looked ripped at the knees. Just like Lysander's!
They entered. Helena, Hermia, Lysander, and Demetrius talked. Then suddenly Puck appeared! She was wearing a red tutu. She used a magical Cupid-flower to cause mayhem.
Soon enough, Lysander was stalking Helena, and Demetrius was stalking Hermia. Helena was sad, and Hermia was mad. Then they all yelled at Puck, because she forgot to make herself invisible, and so they could see that she was there, wearing a red tutu.
Puck realized that she had forgotten to become invisible. So she said, "I am invisible," and waved her hand over her face. She was now invisible. The lovers were stalking each other. It was funny (to Puck.). It was very stalkerish. I just invented the word 'stalkerish', didn't I? Yes, I did. ANYWAY.........
Puck had changed clothes. She was now wearing an ugly goldish dress. It made her bra strap show. So she had to have Hermia's mother, Kelliy, safety pin the dress strap to her bra. It was painful. But that's OK. Because, Lysander and Demetrius had their socks duct taped to their skin above the knees, so the socks would not show. Unlike the night before, where the socks fell. And everyone was sad. Especially the fairies.
"My socks! I can't move my socks!" Exclaimed Lysander.
Then Kelliy yelled at Puck, because when she safety-pinned the dress strap to Puck's bra, Puck had to become un-invisible. So Kelliy yelled at Puck for messing with her daughter's love life. And Hermia's mother existed, and her name was Kelliy, and we just TOTALLY made that up!
So Puck reversed the spell, because Kelliy threatened to take away the safety pins, and Puck didn't. But Kelliy had to put the safety pins in, while Puck was invisible. So Puck kept getting poked. With the safety pins. But Puck reversed the spell, and Helena and Demetrius were back in love, so they left, and Hermia and Lysander went back to wandering their hallway.
Starring: Hermia and Lysander!
And with the fairies!
Disclaimer: We don't own this. Yay.
Chapter One: "Lord What Fools These Mortals Be"
Hermia and Lysander were walking down the hallway of their house. Hermia had on a maroon dress with a white lacey thing on the outside. He was wearing a green suit. With a dickie. Because since they got married, they got a house! Cause that's what married people do!
Anyway they were walking down the hallway. The doorbell rang. Lysander answered the door. It was Helena and Demetrius! Helena was wearing a purplish bluish dress with a fake corset on the front. So she felt special, because she felt special with the fake corset. Demetrius was wearing a slimy maroon suit. That looked ripped at the knees. Just like Lysander's!
They entered. Helena, Hermia, Lysander, and Demetrius talked. Then suddenly Puck appeared! She was wearing a red tutu. She used a magical Cupid-flower to cause mayhem.
Soon enough, Lysander was stalking Helena, and Demetrius was stalking Hermia. Helena was sad, and Hermia was mad. Then they all yelled at Puck, because she forgot to make herself invisible, and so they could see that she was there, wearing a red tutu.
Puck realized that she had forgotten to become invisible. So she said, "I am invisible," and waved her hand over her face. She was now invisible. The lovers were stalking each other. It was funny (to Puck.). It was very stalkerish. I just invented the word 'stalkerish', didn't I? Yes, I did. ANYWAY.........
Puck had changed clothes. She was now wearing an ugly goldish dress. It made her bra strap show. So she had to have Hermia's mother, Kelliy, safety pin the dress strap to her bra. It was painful. But that's OK. Because, Lysander and Demetrius had their socks duct taped to their skin above the knees, so the socks would not show. Unlike the night before, where the socks fell. And everyone was sad. Especially the fairies.
"My socks! I can't move my socks!" Exclaimed Lysander.
Then Kelliy yelled at Puck, because when she safety-pinned the dress strap to Puck's bra, Puck had to become un-invisible. So Kelliy yelled at Puck for messing with her daughter's love life. And Hermia's mother existed, and her name was Kelliy, and we just TOTALLY made that up!
So Puck reversed the spell, because Kelliy threatened to take away the safety pins, and Puck didn't. But Kelliy had to put the safety pins in, while Puck was invisible. So Puck kept getting poked. With the safety pins. But Puck reversed the spell, and Helena and Demetrius were back in love, so they left, and Hermia and Lysander went back to wandering their hallway.