Kjel: I'd just like to welcome the viewers to my little panel here. First things first, if any of you haven't read light of the heart, by yours truly, go do so, otherwise this won't make any sense and will contain spoilers. Anyway, in this, I plan to interview the characters of said fanfic, much in the way tv shows interview actors. And so, on to my guest for this episode, Ienzo.
Ienzo: What gave you the idea for this crazy fic anyway?
Kjel: Boredom mostly. But anyway, enjoying the limelight? Having written it, I know for a fact you get more screentime, as it were, than the other members.
Ienzo: Yes, do you have some strange fetish for me?
Kjel: No, you're just my favourite member.
Ienzo: Oh really? Who's second?
Kjel: ...Lumaria. Can we talk about the story? So what do you think of the plot line so far? To cliché? Is Kale too Mary-Sueish? Does Kale ramble too much? Am I rambling to much?
Ienzo: Too early to comment really. And since you're typing this down, it doesn't really matter what I say to the other question really.
Kjel: Would I twist your words?
Ienzo: Yes. You're a devious bastard and I know how they think, being one myself.
Kjel: Oh, don't be so hard on yourself. Now, normally, I'd ask you any questions people have submitted, but, since we haven't asked them to submit yet, there aren't any. So, if you have any questions for me, or the characters, by all means, send them in. Post them in a review, e-mail them to me... I really don't mind how.
Ienzo: One thing intrigues me... who did leave Kale the powers and key?
Kjel: That would be telling. And yes, I have decided. No, really, send us questions... You can even ask me if you wan't to talk to Kale. Really.
Ienzo: You sound so pathetic...
Kjel: And you can ask them about anything! The story, general questions...
Ienzo: Kjel?
Kjel: Yes?
Ienzo: Shush.