Before the story begins, must say that this is a ridiculous little story from me thinking of various Kaito x ? pairings, and who would be seme and who would be uke. And so came this idea into existence.
Be warned: AU, OOC Kaito, shounen-ai, oddness, and fluffiness of creepy proportions.
I WILL NEVER WRITE THIS PAIRING AGAIN. IT'S TOO DANG HARD TO DO. (not to mention Kaishin is better)
Oh, and also: In this universe, Kid is just like the one in the anime/manga, except for the fact that he is only Kid, NOT Kuroba Kaito. Kaito is just totally OOC.
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Kaito stared out the window wistfully, looking out for just a glimpse of his idol (and secret crush ;P) Kaitou Kid. Sighing, he turned around to go to bed. After all, he was only a student.
Suddenly, he heard a gust of wind, and satin-covered arms wrapped around his waist. He squeaked and froze, cheekings heating up to burn a bright red.
"W-Who's there!" Kaito managed to choke out as cool hair and a warm face came down to nuzzle the junction between his neck and shoulder. Kaito 'eeped', face practically glowing in the dark area.
"Kaitou Kid, at your service. Just call me Kid, if you will…K. A. I. T. O ~." A voice purred out of the moonlight thief. He gave a faint lick to the side of Kaito's neck, causing the other boy to whimper involuntarily.
"Well, it has come to my attention that we look remarkably similar," the thief drawled, almost lazily. "And therefore, I decided to come and see you." He turned Kaito around in his arms, so they were practically nose to nose. "You see, I've always been a bit of a narcissist," he continued. "And I've always found the idea of having a relationship with someone who looks, for all purposes, exactly like me, an interesting idea."
With those last words, he quickly swooped down and puller the smaller Kaito into a kiss.
However, as soon as it had begun, it ended.
"Hmm…seems I'll have to come back and continue these meetings. Bye for now!" the thief quipped cheerfully. And promptly jumped out the window.
As he watched the speck of white vanish into the approaching dawn, Kaito dazedly wondered if that was just a perfect dream.
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A/N: Yeah, it's done. FINALLY.