Chapter 1:
It was about 9:00 AM on a Sunday at the Central Park Zoo. Inside the Penguin H.Q., Raymond and Kowalski were both talking about a science experiment the tall penguin was thinking of. "No Kowalski," Raymond said, "If you want to send a penguin into space, you have to understand Newton's 3rd law of motion, Force equals Mass times acceleration."Then Kowalski looked at him and said,
"We already launched penguins out to space. I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing."
"How did that work out?" The Muscular Lemur said with his arms crossed.
"Well…it didn't. But that's because I didn't carry the two." Kowalski answered.
"That," Raymond said, "OR you failed to solve the formula for displacement, y=vi(t)-1/2gt?" "Uhhh…" Kowalski said. He knew Raymond was right, but didn't want to admit it.
Then, Skipper, Private, Rico, Marlene, and Tanya walked into the H.Q. "Hey guys." Raymond said. Then saw Marlene and looked away from her. Marlene did the same. "Raymond." Marlene said. "Marlene." Raymond replied. Ever since they kissed, it was too awkward to talk to each other, much less look at each other. Skipper was obviously suspicious of this. "So," Kowalski said, "What brings you guys here?" "Well," Tanya said, "We were going somewhere, and we thought that" then, a cat ran into the H.Q. He had a blue and Green eye and had weird shade of yellow fur with black stripes.
"QUICK! HIDE ME!" He yelled. "Whoa whoa, what the prob-Max?" Raymond said. Then Max looked at Raymond and said, "Raymond?" "Good to see you man. How've you been?" The Muscular Lemur said to Max.
"Wait, you two know each other?" Skipper said. "Yeah," Raymond replied, "Back when I was in Spetznas, I saved his life back in some sort of Research facility in Hoboken." "Well, They found me!" Max yelled. "What?" Skipper and Raymond said at the same time. "Who? Is it that deranged Animal Control Officer?" Skipper said. "No. It's worse. It's…Dr. Blowhole again." "Dr. Blowhole," Raymond said,
"You mean he's trying to take you up again? We've spent so much time and money trying to hide you." "Wait a minute," Private said, "You mean, you are after Blowhole to?"
"Yes. For so many years."
"Right. But why is Dr. Blowhole after you?" Kowalski said getting his clipboard out to start writing what he was saying.
"Well," Max began, "Before I came to Manhattan, I was a Scientist that was part of a research team, believe it or not, and we came across a break though that will help humans communicate with animals. And not only that, but make animals able to walk on land and water. We only got it into a liquid form and were hoping to get it to the animals. But Dr. Blowhole and his men stole our research and tried to kill off the scientist. Including me!"
"Until," Raymond said to Finish Max's sentence, "A certain group of Russian Lemurs came in and saved what was left of that team. Or Max, since he was the only survivor. Anyway, we were able to hide him on a roof top of a building with only one of his inventions." "And what was that?" Skipper asked. "A teleportation device disguised as a microwave oven." Max said. "Wait. That really was a teleportation device?" Kowalski said shocked. "Yeah. I was going to use it to teleport Private to a Kitchen so I can eat him, but he was too big." Max said. "Back to the point," Tanya said, "Now they found you and are after you?" "Yes. Now you got to help me!" Max said shaking Tanya around. "Well," Skipper said,
"Why don't we go to Hoboken and defeat Dr. Blowhole, we have Intel on where he's at. And we have two elite Lemurs right here. So what's the problem?" "I can't go." Raymond said. "Why not?" Skipper asked. "Classified." The Muscular Lemur said walking out of the Penguin H.Q. "What was wrong with him Tanya?" Marlene said now that Raymond was not in there anymore.
"I don't know," The Female Russian Lemur said, "he's never like this. He didn't even tell me why."
"Well I'm going to find out. Wait for me here." Skipper said. Then he went on his way to the Lemur Habitat.
Side Note: This is the start of one of my biggest Fanfics yet! So Read it. Also, it may sound Humanized, but it's not. I have a hard time writing fanfics about animals. So bear with me.
Also, I'm using references to my most recent Fanfic, Raymond's nightmare, so if you have no idea why Raymond and Marlene aren't talking, or if you're confused about when they kissed, I suggest you read that first.
Another Side Note: Sorry for taking this down. I was trying to fix it up a little.
There is a reference to to Skullshovels fanfic of the Century, Rendez-Vous, so keep an eye out for it.