Disclaimer: Argh these are so boring to write. WE DON'T OWN IT!
A/N: Before you read, let me just explain to you the idea of these blind collabs. Lioneh and myself(Dani) got together and got a piece of paper. One of us wrote something first and then the beginning of the next sentence. Then the paper was passed to the next person but they weren't allowed to see anything the other person wrote except for the start of the next sentence. The procedure was then repeated. And that, my friend, is how these happened. It is also why they will not completely make sense. Enjoy!
Sephiroth had never been more angry than he was right now. He could not believe what Genesis had said, yet it was true. It was absolutely true.
Sephiroth was definitely a complete idiot, considering he knew that despite his athletic prowess, he completely failed at riding chocobos. With a groan of disapproval, he looked at the brightly coloured yellow bird before him.
"Oh, come on, Seph!" Genesis had said when Sephiroth expressed just how angry he was. Sadly, Sephiroth was not the kind of person to listen to what people thought of him and improve his character using the information.
So Sephiroth had no choice, forcing himself to climb onto the chocobo's back. Genesis gave a subtle laugh and reached his hand over, whacking the chocobo on the rump.
With a loud 'wark', the chocobo leapt at Sephiroth to attack. Sephiroth easily flicked it off, and then glared angrily at Genesis. First Genesis told him painful truth, now he was setting chocobo's on him?
Genesis just laughed, seeing the chocobo dashing off into the distance with Sephiroth clinging on for dear life.