Okay, so I wanted no male pregnancy in this story. The fox inside Naruto gives a nice little excuse but I didn't want to roll with that. Plus it adds more tragedy (claps) yay tragedy!!! (Coughs) so yes I am a bit of a sadist but that's what makes it so fun So Naru has a kid and Sasuke still ain't back yets…could be interesting? Decide for yourself (grins) and start reading!!
Disclaimer/Warning: I don't own them. I want to own, keep them chained in my spare bedroom… heheh. No, they are not mine but I do make them do echi things Hentai means perverse, porn, even taboo I think…? So when I say I make guys have yummy hardcore yaoi relations with ultra hentai highlights I mean there is male on male porn and it is graphic (pervy grin) if you no likey you don't need to read it. If you don't know if you like it…I suggest you try it, yaoi is good for the ero-soul (ero means pervert) but if you try it and don't like it (crosses arms) you can't blame me, you did it of your own free will. I warned, even wrote a definition. For the rest of my Hentai-koibitos, please enjoy…tho it might take a chapter or two for me to write any actual pornography/smut. Yum. Okay, I'm done here we go!
Chapter 1: Foreplay (not sex, you perves…)
"I'm tired Naruto!!!" Hinata shouted, "I'm tired of your obsession!! I'm tired of the way you look at Yuuka and see Sasuke!!!! Just get out and take that child with you!!!!"
"But, Hinata…" Naruto frowned in the direction of their child. Hinata was ill. She had been ill for a while and his constant searching for Sasuke wasn't helping her, he knew that. But why was she so angry with their son too? "Yuuka, please go outside and play. Now." The little boy quickly exited the kitchen. "Hinata, please listen to me. I made a promise to find him-"
"And what about your promise to me on our wedding day!?" she screamed through her tears. Naruto knew there was no way to reason with her when she got like this. "Please just take Yuuka and get out!!!"
"…" Naruto bowed his head. "Alright." She'd see clearer when she'd had time to calm down.
Hinata filed for divorce. She also wanted to hand all custody to Naruto. It was unbelievable, that gentle Hinata would do something like this. So without even a court hearing Naruto joined the single parents club and moved himself and Yuuka into an apartment not too far from Naruto's first home. Yuuka handled it very well; having not been around his mother too often he didn't have any separation issues. He was four years old, just one year away from his first day at the Ninja Academy.
"I'm going to be the bestest ninja!!! I'll be Hokage some day, daddy!!!!" Yuuka threw another shuriken into the practice wall of their living room, barely missing the target.
"Yes you will, Yuuka. All you need to do is try your best." Naruto corrected his son's grip on the little blade "There, now try it."
"Naruto, you haven't helped at all with the information gathering on Sasuke's whereabouts lately." Sakura rubbed his shoulder "Are you alright? With Hinata-"
"Hinata's gone and…I need to look after Yuuka. He is my son...he is my world. Don't worry Sakura; he starts school in a few months. I'm sure I'll be able to help more when I know Iruka is looking after him." Naruto smiled and left. Sakura just watched him go sadly, wishing there was something she could do. Hinata had left the village, traveling with some of her clan and no one had seen her since the divorce had been finalized. She and Naruto had been seventeen at the time of their marriage. After Naruto accompanied Hinata on a mission that almost ended in tragedy he took and action and proposed. They had barely started the search for Sasuke and no one understood the reasoning. A year later little Yuuka was born, causing the biggest commotion in the history of the Hyuuga clan. Their marriage having been barely sanctioned by Hinata's father, having a child so soon was too much. Yuuka grew with many people denying him the right to exist. Then Hinata fell ill with some mental disease neither Sakura nor Tsunade had ever seen and refused to spend time with her son. So Yuuka had spent his years with only his father's love and it showed. He acted like Naruto, dressed like Naruto, even smelled of trees like Naruto. But, for some odd reason, he didn't like ramen. Now Naruto was twenty-three with a five year old son about to enter the academy.
"I just hope he doesn't have a meltdown…" Sakura turned to the reports on her desk.
"Dad!! Look what I learned at school!! Look look!!!" Yuuka, age 8, shouted.
"Alright alright, what is it?" Naruto, age 26, laughed and put down his work. Yuuka hopped up on the large armchair and grinned.
"Shadow Clone no justu!!" he yelled as smoke covered him. When it cleared a shadow twin of him smiled at Naruto. "This is daddy's best jutsu right!?"
"That's amazing Yuuka!" Naruto grabbed both sons and hugged them. "Now all you need to do is make them flesh and blood and you definitely defeat me!"
"Really?"
"Yep," he ruffled the real Yuuka's hair as the clone disappeared. "I mastered the real body clones at twelve, so if you master them sooner you win."
"Yay!!" Yuuka jumped up and down, causing Naruto to grunt a little as his son repeatedly squished him. "I love you daddy!! Show me how show me how!!!" the little boy jumped onto the floor "How's it done!?"
"I'll tell you tomorrow young one, time for bed." The fox grabbed his kid around the waist "but first-"
"Bath time!!" they yelled in unison.
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This is the shortest chapter in this story. Almost like an outline with just a little flesh but I wanted to give Yuuka some background, not just introduce him as Hinata and Naruto's 8 year old son and oh by the way Hinata went a little crazy and now Naruto's a single parent? So I guess this shouldn't really be called the first chapter but (shrugs) oh well. I wanted to end it here cause it's so cute but I promise the other chapters are ass-numbingly longer ;3 yes, that was an innuendo. Just so everyone knows, I'm not trying to make Hinata the bad guy. I absolutely love her in an almost lesbian crush kinda' way. I just don't want to do the whole male pregnancy thing and she's the best candidate for having a child that could potentially have come from some yummy SasukexNaruto. If I were to ever write a fic where Naruto was completely straight, Hinata would be my first choice. But alas, I am obsessed with the yaoi so it is not likely to happen. Sorry Hinata-koi…Please review!!