Me: Hello! This is my first fanfic and crossover, so please go easy on me and review! And England, you're doing disclaimers.
England: Fine...Magic Pipe owns nothing except the plot, and Hetalia and my scones belong to Hima-papa. PJO belongs to Rick Riordan.
Me: See? That wasn't so bad! On with the story!
Germany POV
Germany waited impatiently with Italy and Japan for the Allies. America had volunteered to host a summer movie marathon at his place in Manhattan, but so far only the Axis had shown up.
~flashback~
"Hey dudes, I'm gonna host a party at my place in New York! And nobody is allowed to not come, or I'll use my nukes!"
"BLOODY HELL AMERICA YOU STUPID GIT, DON'T JUST CAUSALLY THREATEN TO BLOW US ALL UP LIKE YOU DID TO JAPAN!"
"That rearry hurt, too..."
"OPIUM! WHY DID YOU BRING THAT SUBJECT UP FOR JAPAN ARU?!"
"Da, and I think we all had enough of the Cold War, da?"
~end of flashback~
Germany checked his watch again. Still no Allies, and it was America who said not to be late.
"Ve~ Germany! Germany!"
"Vhat is it now, Italy?"
"Ve~ that guy over there just fell asleep! Oh! And~a that guy too!"
"Germany-kun, it seems rike everyone is farring asreep except us."
"Hey dudes! Sorry for the wait, but the HERO had to go get 4 Big Macs, 9 Large Fries, and 3 Coca-Colas!" America yellled, dragging the other Allies behind him.
"AMERICA! IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED BY NOW, YOUR CITIZENS ARE DROPPING LIKE FLIES!"
"Oh, they are? Wow I never noticed!"
England sighed. "Where did I go wrong raisig you, America?"
"Ohonhonhonhon~ you should have let moi raise Amerique instead, at least he would've had better food~" France insisted.
"SHUT UP, CHEESY MONKEY! MY FOOD IS FINE! AMERICA WOULD'VE TURNED OUT EVEN WORSE IF YOU RAISED HIM! YOU BETTER STICK TO THE THINGS THAT YOU'RE GOOD AT, LIKE SURRENDERING AND DRUNK DRIVING, FROG!"
"You hurt me, Angelterre. Besides, it's not drunk driving if it's wine!" France argued. The two European countries started strangling each other, like usual.
"Aiyah, aru. The day they stop arguing is the day Sealand takes over the world, aru," China sighed. Overseas, a certain micronation sneezed.
"Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol..." Russia said creepily, radiating a dark aura that scared the crap out of all the nations except for the ones fighting, and the ones who were still looking for that book, The Atmosphere.
"EVERBODY SHUT UP!"
"Germany?"
"WE HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM HERE! EVERYONE IN OVER HERE SEEMS TO BE FALLING ASLEEP FOR NO GOOD REASON! SINCE NOBODY IS AWAKE RIGHT NOW, WE WILL BE HOLDING AN EMERGENCY MEETING RIGHT HERE. IF YOU WISH TO SPEAK, RAISE YOUR HAND IN A WAY WHICH DOESN'T INSULT MY COUNRTY'S PAST! SPEAK FOR EIGHT MINUTES ONLY."
Me: That wasn't so bad, was it? Sorry about the cliffhanger! If it is one. Chapter Two is coming soon!
England: I still don't know what went wrong when I raised America...