It had been a rough day for Guy Hamdon. First, his hair got messed up after Megamonkey threw him into the ocean during their usual fight. What's worse was that the cops arrived at the scene, meaning his dad, Officer Hamdon, was here. Guy groaned and slowly pulled out his She-laic, quickly spraying his hair and feeling much better already.
"Stop right there, Megamonkey! You are under arrest!" Officer Hamdon yelled through the loudspeaker. "Ha, foolish police, as if you can catch me, Megamonkey," Megamonkey laughed and proceeded to throw Officer Hamdon against a building.
"Da..I mean Officer Hamdon!" Guy yelled as his dad was thrown hard against a building and several bricks hit him on his head. Officer Hamdon began to lose consciousness, his last thought was how annoying Shezow was, constantly getting in his way.
"Are you alright?" He slowly opened his eyes, finding a pink, gloved hand held out to him. His eyes trailed to its owner and his heart skipped a beat. Jesus, what a beautiful girl. Her long black hair accentuated by some pink highlights with a rather youthful looking face, who is currently looking worried. Her attire was rather pink, with a cape and white boots to match. It seemed odd to wear so much pink but then, he always loved feminine women. But why would she be worried about me?, he thought, is she my girlfriend? Smack out of it, he scolded himself, she's too pretty to even care about him.
Meanwhile, Guy was really worried. He had finally defeated Megamonkey and rushed to help his father, even though he knew his father didn't like him, or rather, Shezow. He wanted to help him out of the rubble but his father just looked at him with a dazed look. " Is everything okay, Officer Hamdon?" he asked nervously, scared that his father will start to curse and yell at Shezow again. However, his father just looked at him and said," Hamdon? Is that me? And who are you?"
Guy froze. This has got to be a trick, he thought as he saw his father looking at him no hatred but a confused look. He pulled his father up and said, "Let's get you home."
The girl led him to her car, he assumed it was hers, and started to drive. "Woah, are you even old enough to drive?" Hamdon asked. "Yes I am, I knew you would say that, and don't lecture me again," she retorted. Wow, I must know her well for her to snap and say I would lecture her, he thought, "Are you my girlfriend?" he blurted out, instantly regretting it as he saw the look on her face.
"No, I am definitely not your girlfriend. You don't even like me," she sighed as she drove rapidly across town. "Why don't I?" he asked, you are the most beautiful girl I've ever met, he added quietly to himself, although I lost my memory.
"I am Shezow, your arch nemesis. You are Officer Boxter Hamdon, who hates me because I am always destroying public property when I fight crime, which is also why you don't like me, as you said that it is the police's job, not mine," Shezow replied, "And now we have reached our house. C'mon," Shezow jumped out of the car before Boxter could even ask anything else.
"Our home? Do we live together? Are we married? No wait, I am not supposed to like you..." Boxter stuttered, turning a deep shade of red, one that mirrors Shezow's face quite well.
This is definitely the most awkward and embarrassing day of his life, Guy said to himself. It was bad enough that his father got a concussion and he had to explain who he is but the worst was when his father thought that they were in a relationship. He rang the doorbell and his mother, Droosha came out.
"Honey! Where have you been? Why is Shezow giving you a lift?" Droosha exclaimed as she hugged her stunned husband, "It was getting late and I wondered what happened. Thanks for your help Shezow,"
"No problem, but Officer Hamdon hit his head and lost his memory. So I was wondering maybe you could help him remember again," Guy informed her, "And I'm really sorry that I need to leave now, but I will check on him tomorrow. Bye!"
Droosha was in shock and could only wave back. She slowly took deep breaths and guided her lost husband into the house.
"Are you my wife?" Boxter asked as he strode around the place, looking around. "Yes dear, I'm Droosha and we have two children, Guy and Kelly. I'm going to make you dinner as I help you remember, okay?" replied Droosha and called out," Guy! Kelly! I have some important to tell you!"
As his family began explaining his life to him, all Boxter could think of was Shezow. She is so beautiful and kind, willing to help me even though I apparently hate her. I can't wait to see her again tomorrow. The more Boxter thought of her, the more he wondered of their relationship, how an ordinary cop like him knew her so well.
"Dad? Dad? Do you remember anything?" Kelly, his daughter waved her hand in front of him. They looked worried, having spent the whole night telling him of his hobbies and his daily routine, but he still looked confused and dazed.
"Ah! I know. I've read that to trigger your memory, you need to think of something that gives you a huge surge of emotions, like love or hate," Kelly suggested proudly.
"Excellent idea, dear!" Droosha agreed and kissed Boxter on the lips, hoping this would trigger his memory. However all Boxter could think of was disgust and thought of kissing Shezow instead. He imagined her pink, soft lips gently kissing him and imagined that unique scent of hers, not feminine like normal girls, but something of a mix between manly and feminine.
"I don't think it helped, Mom," Guy shook his head. "What about hate? Dad really hates Shezow!" Kelly suggested,"maybe showing him his video of him angrily ranting about his hatred to her might help," and got up to fetch the tape.
"I don't think this will help, I don't hate her, I love her!" he exclaimed. "Ughh so gross," Guy silently puked.
"Here it is!" Kelly inserted the tape and Boxter watch as his own fuming face but his thoughts were that this was wrong, he didn't hate her at all. But then, as he watched longer, he remembered his hatred of Shezow. He looked at himself in the video, of how he acted, and he slowly started to remember tiny bits of information and memories.
"I think he's starting to remember," Droosha observed and Kelly grinned triumphantly, " Now all we have to do is to let him have a good night's rest and he should be able to recover most of it by tomorrow,"
And as Boxter lied on his bed, he recalled all his angry emotions towards Shezow, and decided that this is fate for him to forget, to allow him to love Shezow instead.
Author's notes: First of all, this fic contains a father falling in love with his son, though he does not know it yet. If anyone who has read this Chapter couldn't stand the weird love story, then please stop. Second of all, to anyone reading this fic, whether they like it or not, please please please review! If there's anyone who likes this fic, please tell me and I will continue writing it, otherwise I will only write a few more chapters and then stop.